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crack stripper 

A variation of the common "crack whore," though considerably classier. Members of the profession remove clothing to arouse others, receiving crack and/or coke in compensation. Permitted as part of the profession is the snorting of coke on the ass of the client.
How you using your Harvard degree? Oh. As a crack stripper. Ayy. You a tranny mess.
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Stripper 

An individual; male or female, with the athletic prowess of a jungle cat and the tits (or balls) enough to take off their clothes and dance around butt naked in front of a crowd of people for tips. These people are adept in the art of flirting, fantasy creation and erotic dance. Not a profession for the weak willed or faint of heart, it is an art not understood by many and thus often disrespected.
That stripper at the club downtown makes more paper in one night than most of you will make in a month.

"I am a stripper, I make more money in four hours shaking my ass than you do in four days breaking your ass." - A Stripper.
Stripper by farkfarkfark October 21, 2012

chicken strips 

The strips of unscathed rubber on the outer edges of a motorcycle tire caused by the rider being too "chicken" to lean the motorcycle all the way to the edge. Used as a measurement of a rider's skill in most cases.
Clearly my riding skills have improved. My chicken strips are almost gone.
chicken strips by The Outlaw January 25, 2005

Stripper Fuel 

Slang for alcohol and cocaine. Most often whiskey and stomped-on shit.
Stella missed her rotation because she was jacked up on stripper fuel.
Stripper Fuel by Dr. of Bootology August 22, 2010

Stripper Chocolate 

When the stripper giving you a lap dance convinces you to buy some of her kids chocolate for a fundraiser
Dude.. I left the titty bar and checked my pocket, I bought some stripper chocolate again!
Stripper Chocolate by Rhaughne September 3, 2018

sergeant stripes 

(noun) An archaic term for skid marks.
I was afraid to take my underwear off last night in front of my girl because of my sergeant stripes.
sergeant stripes by bigmoney August 28, 2004

ghostwrite the 'script 

Ghostwriting a scientific manuscript (e.g., one to be published in a major medical journal). A play on the phrase "ghostride the whip" popularized by hip hop culture from the San Francisco Bay Area.
Executive from big pharma: "How can we present the data from our new drug study in a credible, impartial light?"
Ghostwriter: "I'll ghostwrite the 'script, negotiate with a highly regarded physician for authorship, and submit it to the New England Journal of Medicine."
ghostwrite the 'script by madbay November 18, 2009