tranny mess

The point in life when you realize God hates you and you will likely end up a crack stripper.

You have a thesis due in 2 weeks you haven't started? Ayy. You a tranny mess.

by alejandra_and_dieter March 07, 2008

crack stripper

A variation of the common "crack whore," though considerably classier. Members of the profession remove clothing to arouse others, receiving crack and/or coke in compensation. Permitted as part of the profession is the snorting of coke on the ass of the client.

How you using your Harvard degree? Oh. As a crack stripper. Ayy. You a tranny mess.

by alejandra_and_dieter March 10, 2008