red squares

the opposite of blue balls

person 1: last night, she gave me red squares.
person 2: what the fuck...? is that..?

by m0ntana May 15, 2021

Square Crotch

When a girls thighs don't touch together the space inbetween resembles the shape of a square.

I'm a lucky guy, my girl has sexy Square Crotch.

by James Westen November 24, 2018

Square Hunting

The act of dragging your friends around outside in hopes you will find a nice used cigarette on the ground. It usually marks the point of extreme addiction. It's common among poor desperate teenagers. Some people may be so addicted they'll advance their square hunting to going on peoples porches and taking cigarettes out of ash trays.

Example 1:Addict: " Ayee dawg u wanna go hunt?"

Friend: " Hunt for some whores :D ?"

Addict: " Nahh some squares!"

Example 2 : Girl: " What are you doing what did you pick up off the ground??"
Guy: " Oh I saw a shiny penny"
Girl: " Have you been Square Hunting again??"
Guy: " maybe.."

by Det747 October 11, 2012

toke a square

The act of smoking a cigarette, or "toking" it.

"Damn, Lucas is really about to go outside and toke a square!"

by Nimblefingers April 4, 2017

selfie squared

The act of Taking a selfie of your selfie

I selfie squared myself at the Grand Canyon

by Urban fanatic May 5, 2015

square-of-ramen

A single square package of ramen noodles. Also known as a 'brick' of ramen.

"Today I had a square-of-ramen (or brick) of ramen for lunch."

by DoYouReallyCare? October 21, 2015

square fingering

Like a circle jerk but for women. A bunch of girls get in a circle and compete to see who cums first. First appearance is in the story Silent Striker by Ghosthatesjames.

"I've been tellin' you man! Circle jerks the best!" The I-JamaicanGuyInABox said.

"No that is square fingering!" Blake said.

"The hell is that?" Her girlfriend asked.

"Circle jerks for women!"

by AlpacasMafia December 20, 2015