Spread

the act of a female opening her legs for sexual favors.

If Bob sees Flo Layed Down.

Flo just spread her legs and How it is.

by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018

Spread

When a woman spreads her legs so a man can penetrate her.

She was so spread.

by Little cheeto July 31, 2018

Spread her like butter

she's too delicious to contain.

In vast quantities she might be bad for you but, damn, spread her like butter!

by Pikla August 10, 2018

Spreadiquette

The art of delivering good looking and functional spreadsheets

Guy1: Mate, I can never find what I'm looking for in Jonny's spreadsheets. They look like absolute crap!

Guy2: Guy has no spreadiquette at all!

by Julz200000 September 4, 2018

spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

by B.Conlon May 26, 2019

Spreadin' Rim

Anal intercourse.

The two cowboys proceeded on horseback up the mountain, knowing full well their saddles wouldn't be the only things spreadin' rim that evening.

by Ajmontana July 12, 2019

spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.

Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.

by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019