spinster

a word men use to make women feel quilt about not being married or married and childless

“man, she’s a spinster”

by walkingfeministdictionary June 5, 2022

Sperm Spinner

Someone who tends to share their semen with multiple partners and spreading STDS and birthing ugly children, coming in two forms, chav spank lubber and southern rubbners.

Tyrone: he fucked my daughter! That fucking sperm spinner!
John: what type was he mah niggah?
Tyrone: one of them cracker chav spank lubber kinds!
John: let's kill thAt fool tam!

by John Sam June 28, 2015

Fidget Spinner

A horrible toy invented for horrible children

Person 1:I got my son a fidget spinner
Person2: *spits in face* on hat is cancer

by Newbness June 4, 2017

fidget spinner

A toy that teens use either to be part of a trend(*cough!* fad!), to make themselves look cooler, or a chance to use something remotely close to a Beyblade they could never own as a child.

Carl: Hey, Drew! Guess what I bought!
Drew: Hmmm... McDonald's?
Carl: NeeeOPE! A fidget spinner!
Drew: ...Are... are we still friends?

by Smith dux Wurd June 5, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A hand toy for retards and millennials.

Hunter, Scout, and Ryder are all playing with their fidget spinners. Here comes Braylen, he has one too!

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Landlord Sprinter

A scamming scum of the earth landlord who becomes an olympic sprinter when young aspiring londoneer's catch on to their scheming 'lord farquadish' ways. Their speed and ability to catch their prey is unmatched within the animal world.

Person 1: Hey even though your house looks like a used bonfire, its suspiciously undervalued for such a lucrative area.
Person 2: You shouldn't have said that, here comes my landlord Julia, she's a landlord sprinter you know.
Person 1: RUN!!!!
Julia: But its edgyyy

by Lord Far'HandsomeShrek'Quad June 19, 2019

salad spinner

A 2020's United States democrat that keeps their team alarmed & angry thru the continuous serving of fake narratives.

I'm still dizzy from this salad spinner's propaganda these last 2 years on gender, the police, and ethnicity. Hysteria is now the norm -- I guess this is what the progressives mean by the "new normal."

by Mess E. Jessie April 28, 2021