Skinny Jeans – Noun – Derogatory nickname for a hipster or preppy metrosexual loser who can’t relax, even while on a vacation, and is compelled to work and go for a run every morning so to not gain even 1 pound for 1 day and be in good with the boss. Also sometimes used for an uptight poser who waits in line at the iStore for 5 hours to get the newest device the day it comes out.
While at breakfast the boys teased the absent Skinny Jeans about leaving the strip club early and working all night in the hotel room then going for a run at 6 AM even though they were in Vegas for a bachelor party.
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Something which can happen if a man pulls on his dick too hard.
Ripping the skin can be avoided by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hand.
Ripping the skin can be avoided by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hand.
Guy A: Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such good size and all. It gets bigger when I pull on it; sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin!
Guy B: My daddy taught me a few things too, like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hand.
Guy A: Would you show me?
Guy B: I'd be right happy to!
Guy B: My daddy taught me a few things too, like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hand.
Guy A: Would you show me?
Guy B: I'd be right happy to!
by bonespook November 8, 2019
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by Kdaddy September 8, 2014
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by Varona55 February 29, 2020
Get the skillist mug.Skippy Sanchez is a term relating to someone who commits an act that is both rude and pointless, often wasteful
The Skippy Sanchez award is awarded to those who have shown that they go above and beyond the call of duty in ass holiness
The Skippy Sanchez award is awarded to those who have shown that they go above and beyond the call of duty in ass holiness
That ass just pulled his car out in front of me even though he would have waited five seconds till he was clear, he deserves a Skippy Sanchez award.
That Skippy Sanchez just wasted a whole can of Root Beer by throwing it against the wall. I could have enjoyed such a soda.
That Skippy Sanchez just wasted a whole can of Root Beer by throwing it against the wall. I could have enjoyed such a soda.
by Smiling Panda February 22, 2009
Get the Skippy Sanchez mug.fun phrase said when yout take off your kids clothes for a bath or they need a change. refers to cutting & pulling the fur off a dead rabbit.
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