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Single Mom Coupon Code

A single mother coupon code is when a single mother uses her status as an unwed/uncoupled parent to try and achieve reduced prices for items and/or services. Typically seen on online marketplaces such as Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace, the method is used in an attempt to subvert ones sympathies for financial gain. However, it usually just ends up coming off as pathetic and cringeworthy.
Look at this chick bothering me on Facebook, trying to push a Single Mom Coupon Code off on me.

*500 Dollar PS5 for sale on Marketplace for sale for $420*

Single Mom: "Would you take $150 for it"
Upstanding Citizen: "No, its open box and never been used"
Single Mom: "It's my son's birthday tomorrow"
Single Mom: "How about $160??"
Single Mom: "You ruined Christmas"
Single Mom: "I hope you're proud of yourself"
by HabibiRex July 9, 2023
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Single Ply Toilet Paper

My ass is getting scratched by this single ply toilet paper!
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The Single Army

When any number of singles work together to achieve a common goal; most often, helping fellow single members hook up with the opposite sex.
PT received a promotion in the Single Army after an expert display of wingmanship the other night.
by DRap316 January 11, 2009
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Strong Single

A truck driver that hauls a load as fast as a set of Team Drivers but is actually only driving by himself, smoking crack and staying up illegally all through the trek in many cases
"I can move that for you to from CA to IL from Monday to Wednedsay with a strong single, you don't need a team on that"
by stevek2 November 10, 2009
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shit single

that song sucked, it must be a shit single
by slashthenoob May 26, 2010
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Bingtan Singlet

The native attire of the Australian Bogan.
He's so Bogan he has a wardrobe full of Bingtan Singlets.
by aginsberg September 5, 2011
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Brutally Single

Brutally Single is when you are so single people are gonna think you stopped dating and boys/girls will stop being attracted to you. (Might wanna date someone fast!)
"Wow Jack is BRUTALLY Single!"
by Ariza September 19, 2016
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