protein shower

"Yeah that hooker I took home smelled like shit so I gave her a protein shower"
by Chad Horn August 16, 2007
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Ozzy Shower

A shower in a can. For when a regular water shower isn't available. Like all classy things credit goes to our friends down under.
Ozzy 1: Aw struth I'm feeling grim, had to have an ozzy shower this morning.
Ozzy 2: Yea the sweet aroma of lynx Africa is really masking your unwashed musk.
by hUBERTLANE July 24, 2019
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shower stoned

when you are in the shower or bath and the water feels so good that you want to or have to stay in that same spot for a good hour or so
After Clay woke up, he had to take a warm shower and ended up shower stoned.
After Caleb made 30 points at the basketball game, he had to take a shower and ended up shower stoned for a good hour.
by cashmoney777 April 05, 2011
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shower adjuster

A person who thinks he/she knows what's good for your happiness and comfort. As if you need to be told when you're too hot, hungry, etc.
Mike, I'm not too warm! I want to keep my coat on! You don't need to be my shower adjuster.
by capryl May 18, 2013
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shower bowels

The feeling of having to shit that you get as soon as you hop in the shower.
I needed to get ready for my date, but then I got a case of the shower bowels. She never spoke to me again.
by idrathernotpod June 13, 2018
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Pat Shower

A Pat (pits, ass, and taint) shower is a quick and refreshing shower in which you jump in the shower just to wash your pits, ass, and taint because the lack of time for a full shower.
Hold on dude, let me take a quick pat shower before we head out to the bar.
by Laverne&Shirley August 21, 2008
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Sauna Shower

When you are having a shower or before you finish a shower, you turn the heat up to very hot (or the hottest temperature your shower can make) and stand somewhere else (within the shower/bath area) to avoid getting burned. This way, when you get out of the shower, the room temperature of the bathroom is nice and warm and not freezing cold.

Sauna shower can be one or two words.
Be right back, going to have a sauna shower.

My friend just had a saunashower. He said it was awesome!
by Ivonne Weinervontucklemier January 13, 2011
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