second hand depression

when someone is so depressing they make you feel depressed and possibly wanting to commit suicide

person 1: it's so hard to live when you feel so worthless. i feel this way every day of my life.

person 2: shit, man, you're giving me second hand depression.

by icantdealm8 November 27, 2016

Birthday Season

Broadly defined period of time before and/or after one's birthday in which friends and family can legitimately give you a card, gift, party, dinner out etc in celebration of your birthday. This allows multiple friends and family the opportunity to have their own time with you without competing or feeling bad because they couldn't do anything the "real" day.

The term Birthday Season is usually said somewhat "tongue in cheek" and is not universally observed. Where it is recognized, it varies from person to person , or group to group as to what is an acceptable period of time. In some circles, the birthday season lasts only ~2 weeks. Certainly among family, SOME sort of celebration should take place within a week or so of the actual birthday, so as not to make the birthday person feel neglected.

But among friends, if the birthday person or their friends are very busy, or if the birthday person has many separate circles of friends wishing to celebrate with him/her, it may be necessary to extend the season up to a month after the actual birthday. A birthday season is seldom extended more than a week BEFORE the actual birthday, however, as this might make the birthday itself seem anticlimactic if further celebrations do not occur.

If celebrating a person's birthday, in whatever form, will happen after the fact, it is customary to at least give them a call or an email within a day or two (whenever possible) to wish them Happy Birthday and let them know of your intentions.

Ex 1: I was feeling bad that I hadn't been able to take Jan out to dinner yet to celebrate her birthday, and hadn't even gotten her gift to her yet. "No worries," she laughed." I firmly believe in the idea of a "Birthday Season." When things settle down at work for you we can get together. Heck, I figure anything in July is still "on time". And if my Birthday Season stretches into August, even better!!! I love being celebrated over and over!!!"

Ex 2: I called Lissa to wish her a Happy Birthday....and told her we'd have to get together later in her "Birthday Season" since I'll be out of town for a couple weeks. She said that was fine....her Birthday Season was looking pretty scheduled up before that anyway...and she hated it when it came to an end, so she was glad she had something to look forward to later!!

by SeaKat July 22, 2013

woodmansterne secondary

a school which is a primary and secondary and is thought to be the most neekiest skl in lambeth. if you find them, don’t interact, weird species of human and the children there are nerds. you will become depressed from going to this school, save yourself.

outsider: what school do you go?

person from woodmansterne: woodmansterne secondary why?

*outsider blocks person who goes to woodmansterne*

by roadman111 January 24, 2020

white girl season

From the end of August to the beginning of January when Starbucks is selling pumpkin spice and it is the perfect temperature outside for Ugg boots, North Face Jackets, and yoga pants.

Joe : What's with all the yoga pants and god damn Starbucks?
Mike : Man chillax. Its white girl season.

by Webbymonster2000 March 28, 2015

second gunman

a magic trick of sorts, when you are banging a chick from behind you fake an orgasm, pull out, and spit on her back jerking off all the while, you must time it right so when she turns around thinking the love making is over, you cum right in her face!

often confused with The Houdini

***this is in direct reference to the assasination of jfk, except they used bullets instead of cum. ***

concerned co-worker: what happened to your eye janine?

janine: oh, that shit stain of a boyfriend performed a second gunman on me at point blank range.

by aj cockandballs February 7, 2005

Cuddle Season

Cold, wintery months that often force single women to stay at home and cuddle with their girlfriends instead of going out and getting laid

Dude, you need to scoop something up soon before it's cuddle season!

by have a little March 19, 2012

football seasoning

n. A certain uniquely attractive flavor that football adds to the autumn.
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Man, the atmosphere around here is dead gruesome. The world is bland ... bland I tell you!

Wait until next week. That is when the football seasoning is going to spice up your life.

by gnostic1 September 8, 2011