Save

The act of injuring oneself while performing a usually safe, mundane action, or the resultant injury.

I pulled a Save last week and severed my toe while mowing my lawn.

"Why does Bob only have one eye?" "That's the Save he got from opening a bag of crisps."

by Str8WhiteMinority January 18, 2021

sand save

Getting up-and-down for par from a green-side bunker.

Tiger had a great sand save on 10 to keep himself in contention for the Masters.

by Garbage Heap January 30, 2021

Save The World

The one good gamemode of fortnite that epic have slowed development of

hey bro, wanna play some Save the world?
NaH, iM tOo bUsY cRaNkiNg 90s tO pLaY a gOoD gAmE.

by 😳 sus!!!1! February 24, 2021

Dad Save

An improvised maneuver carried out to prevent a person or object from harm. Most often done for small children.

Maneuver is not exclusively for dads. Can also be done by other older family members or family friends.

“I would be retarded today, if my dad hadn’t done that epic dad save near the balcony of the old apartment.”

by Troll face McGee May 9, 2021

save a lot

Worse version of Aldi for cheapskates

Person 1: Want to go to Save a Lot?
Person 2: No, wtf, Aldi is better you cheapskate

by TripleUltraStar June 13, 2021

Saved that starfish

A phrase used when one solves a minute problem.

It is particularly useful when others in close proximity are unnecessarily stressed over the aforementioned bother.

A professor is giving a lecture with a PowerPoint. One slide has a minor typo and the entire class becomes disgruntled. Annoyed by the complaining students, and his embarrassing blunder, the professor edits the PowerPoint and mutters, “whew, we saved that starfish.”

by TheSavedStarfish May 29, 2021

I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

by LJorSomething November 16, 2024