sausage party 

A gathering in which everyone brings sausages and noone brings the buns

Believe me, there really is no sauage at sausage party.

sausage party by Groho January 14, 2007

Sausage Wallet 

Elizabethan for hoe.

She such a sausage wallet.
What a sausage wallet.

Sausage Wallet by Mrs. Cruzy October 4, 2008

Sausage Knocker 

when you go to high above the cock while masturbating and end up smacking the tip of your penis with your fist

awww man, sausage knocker! X(

Sausage Knocker by danieboy777 March 24, 2009

sausage puppet 

Another name for what the male crotch looks like with clothes on.

Guy #1: Dude, where are all the chicks at this party?

Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.

sausage puppet by counter22 June 14, 2009

Sausage Slam 

An alternative to punching someone in the face. When angered, your dick can also be used as a weapon: just whip it out, get hard, then run into whatever part of someone you would like to cripple.

Biff: "Your sister's a whore!"
Charlie: "Get ready to receive a sausage slam!"

Sausage Slam by DennisLeary July 25, 2009

Sausage Stick 

A penis

I wonder if chase has a big sausage stick.

Sausage Stick by iloveyoudylan October 17, 2009

sausage saloon 

A bar whose inhabitants are almost entirely male. Sausage saloons differ from gay bars in that the clientele is straight; mostly working stiffs and pensioners enjoying a cold one. Not bad places to hang out, but don't go there looking to score chicks.

Moe's Tavern would be a classic example.

Dan: "Damn, that 90-year old barmaid is the only chick in here!"

Tony: "Yeah, this is a sausage saloon. Let's finish our beers and check out the action at that place down the street."

sausage saloon by tuftskins December 9, 2009