Skip to main content

The customer is always right

A maxim in the retail industry wherein a customer is first priority. The sentence is a logical fallacy because it never assumes that a customer can lie, (They do. A lot.) have unrealistic expectations, (They do. A lot.) make ridiculous demands, (They do. A lot.) or even flat-out abuse the staff member in question just because. (They... Well, you get the idea.) As a result, this mindset has led to many, many, MANY instances of customers acting like entitled jackasses because they think it will get them what they want.
"The customer is always right?" More like, "The customer is usually a moron and an asshole."
by Intelligence001 February 22, 2020
mugGet the The customer is always right mug.

Fuck her right in the pussy

Something all teenage boys wish they could actually achieve
"You know that girl Tina? I want to fuck her right in the pussy"

"You're like.. Twelve"
by Okayno1234 January 4, 2015
mugGet the Fuck her right in the pussy mug.
Related Words

lol right?

your self-validating response following up your email/text reader's acknowledgment of the humor or absurdity of your initial observation/statement.
You: Cheryl bought another sweater for her poodle.
Friend: What a whack job.
You: lol right?
by KM settin it straight April 23, 2010
mugGet the lol right? mug.

right-wing

adj. describing a member of the Republican Party, or a conservative. Opposite of left-wing/liberal.
Sean Hannity is right-wing.
by Ed August 31, 2005
mugGet the right-wing mug.

Right-ass

A person so staunchly conservative that his/her ass cheeks will remain clenched as long as a democrat is president.
Rush Limbaugh is so right-assed he could manufacture diamonds.”
by android_weber August 25, 2009
mugGet the Right-ass mug.

right don't wrong nobody

right don't wrong nobody...meaning if you do the right thing no matter how bad things go right will always overcome wrong.
Me: The cops arrested uncle june momma for nothing and they didn't even want to listen to his excuse.
Mom: Don't worry baby be patient because right don't wrong nobody. Your uncle did not do nothing wrong.
by Alonzo J Jordan February 27, 2011
mugGet the right don't wrong nobody mug.

Civil Rights Beam

How Martin Luther King Jr. tried to end racism once and for all by killing Donald Trump
Martin Luther: Prepare for my civil rights beam!
Trump: *fucking dies*
by CURNICNLGEE February 15, 2021
mugGet the Civil Rights Beam mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email