Rectal Reaper

1)Particulary a homo that sticks his penis into a rectum.

2)An insult towards someone being an asshole

1)Harder you dirty rectal reaper!!!!

2)Dammit Joe why you gotta be such a rectal reaper sometimes?

by Graffikul July 3, 2005

Rasta Beef

Street talk for marijuana to be sold, or what you see when you read a menu without your glasses.

Dude...You got the rasta beef fo me?

Ya man... here...

or

I didn't have my glasses on when i read the menu, so i asked the waiter what he was doing serving marijuana in such a proper restaurant.

by thisismynamebiteme November 14, 2009

RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics)

RDN was voiced by Bill Maher on Real Time (5/21/10). Synonymous with PDN (see PDN - Proctologically Derived Number; previously posted to Urban Dictionary); numbers, statistics, budgets, etc. derived from and consisting solely of voluminous fecal accumulation, frequently embellished with politics.

The Catholic Church's tally of child sexual abuse cases committed by its clergy is a constipated RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics).

by hydrogeo May 22, 2010

rastaaryan

a caucasian with dreadlocks

That rastaaryan is 'moken clove butts.

by c moss November 18, 2004

Cranial Rectal Inversion

To have one's head up his/her ass

John: Yo I'm gonna go pwn some n00bs lol lol rofl !!!11!!oneoneone!!111!
Luke: Yo you are suffering from a serious Cranial Rectal Inversion

by EllieJewFace September 13, 2007

Restation

The red spot that appears on ones skin when one has rested ones leg on top of the other leg for too long of a time.

Thats not a bruise its a restation mark!

by The word whisperer June 18, 2009

Restaurant Session

When you are feeling frisky at the local spoons, so you and the misses go upstairs to the ladies room and have a good one,
Or you are lonely and book a restaurant session for one in the men's.

Lad: How was the meal last night mate?
Lad 2: So so but i got a restaurant session out of it.

by Subway Squad April 15, 2016