potato

An otherworldly thing. People say its a vegetable but its too slay to be a mere veggie. The best thing to ever exist. The most delicious and the most amazing.

-what did you have for lunch?
-i had a baked potato
-u have been blessed my friend, i could do with a potato but sadly the universe does not favour me like it does you.

by potato1109 February 4, 2025

Potato

The world's most beautiful creation that can be consumed in forms such as french fries and mashed potatoes.

The Potato is a Potato

by potatojuice2313 April 28, 2025

Potato

Something ten times better than a fudging tomato

Why would I have a tomato when there are Potato's around!

by Abu Dreit June 24, 2025

Potato

Potato is defined as a derogatory slang word meant to insult someone for being a said Potato, popularized by Sheeshpotato99.

"You had sex with my girlfriend?? L potato"

by Tucker Patrick White April 2, 2025

potato

A derogatory term describing a computer that is so outdated or underpowered that it struggles to run modern applications. Using a "potato PC" often results in frustrating performance issues, which can hinder productivity and success in tasks such as programming.

I tried to build my first Flutter app on my "potato" PC, but it crashed every five minutes, leading to an F in my Mobile Programming class!

by Emotional Cruiser July 25, 2025

potato

A person who continues to fall for satire on the internet over and over again

The Onion: Bored Trump Spends Night Channel Surfing For New Shows To Cancel

MAGA: Our president won’t sleep until all the radical left wing evil liberal devil worshipping hateful monsters are silenced!! #Patriot

Anyone with more than 2 working brain cells: The potatoes are falling for the 🐂 💩 again

by anonymous September 23, 2025

Potato

A form a slur used by all forms of people to discriminate those who one views as slow and completed fucking retarded at times, and those who make occasional fuck-ups.

You fucking potato

by AgingOstrich January 29, 2026