zombie jesus on a pogostick

When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.

1.
Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
2.
Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
3.
Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger

by Team Retro September 21, 2008

Nu Pong

A modern twist on the American pass-time of Beer Pong, developed in Santee, Ca in early 2009.

The object is the exact same as classic pong; sink your ball and make your homies drink.

What you'll need to play:

• 4 or more eager beer drinkers

• A messy table (the more debris, the better)

• Coasters

• Pint glasses

• Ping pong balls

• BEER, obviously


Scoring breakdown:

• Sink it on the fly = 1 drink (this shot can not be made on the person sitting directly next to you)

• Sink it on one bounce = 2 drinks

• Sink it on two bounces = 3 drinks

• Make a "Gump Shot" (bounce the ball off the table and the wall) = 4 drinks


Penalties:

• Jamoke shot (catch someone's beer off of their coaster and sink it) - They are a jamoke and therefore must chug their beer!

• Upper deck (accidently get your ball stuck anywhere above the table i.e. lamp or shelf) - Chug your beer!

• Community Cup (an empty cup that MUST place somewhere on the table) - if your ball lands here, chug your beer!

• Spilt beer- This is the worst thing that can happen and you must exit the game until someone else makes a shot (you're also the beer bitch for the remainder of the game)


*YOU MUST BE SITTING TO TAKE A SHOT!

*There is no shooting order, if you have the ball shoot it.

The rules are simple and the fun is endless. This is not your daddy's beer pong!

"Yo dog, I heard there might be an epic game of Nu Pong on Ryder Road tonight!"

by BEERWICK March 3, 2009

bong pong

Greatest ever played. Same as Beer Pong, buut instead put a nuggie of the finest cheeba u can find. After a shot is made, hit the nuggie in the cup out of the nicest peice(perferablly a nice PHX ice catcher) and get High!

Friend 1: Yo, wanna go get stoned?
Friend 2: Yea, I got a new ice catcher
Friend 1: YO LETS PLAY BONG PONG!!
Friend 2: YEA!

by Cpt. Jack Sparrow September 18, 2008

pogo

To do a pogo:

1) have sexual intercourse with a Pogo
2) to more or less randomly delete files on your harddisk in a desperate attempt to obtain free diskspace.

1) "Come here, pogo, let me do you."
2) "Damn, the disk is packed, gotta do a pogo."

by ChefPogo September 27, 2003

Ponger

A young man who chooses a lifestyle of playing beer pong with his boyfriends as opposed to spending quality time with hot chicks.

Man, Matt is such a ponger, he has that smoking hot chick named Kelci and he'd rather go to the bar and hang with those dud friends of his instead.

by Tomgunn July 30, 2010

Ding dong Ping Pong

The game of love, the back and forth, the banter, the games, the sexual tension , the love dance.

Wow, Ruby and that guy sure played some ding dong ping pong last night! The chemistry was sick. They were on fire with their sexual chemistry. They were eye fucking and didn't stop talking all night. It was a good match.

by AlanaRose October 17, 2016

pangolinism

Pangolinism is a sexual obsession with pangolins, a scaly anteater.

A terrible addiction.

Tesco suspected his friend Rupert of pangolinism, but what gave it away was the jars of ants and the acrid smell of pangolin jizz.

by scodder May 15, 2010