peckerhead

One who has a penis for brains, and no social skills.

Rob Rabun is a peckerhead.

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

Packerland

An informal name given to the entire eastern portion of Wisconsin state and surrounding areas, referring to the general region in the northern midwestern US where most football fans support the Green Bay Packers. Often referred to as "The Packers" and "The Pack", the GBP are a member of the National Football Conference (NFC) North Division.

"My flight was supposed to take off from Milwaukee hours ago, but I got snowed in and now I'm going to be stuck in Packerland until tomorrow." --A stranded non-Packer fan, or someone who just really isn't used to snow.

"Went up to Packerland to see Pack play against the Vikings, and we threw rotten tomatoes as that traitor Brett Favre." --A fan residing in, say, Illinois.

by apg703 February 11, 2010

peckerwood

A peckerwood is a rural white southerner, usually poor, undereducated or otherwise ignorant and bigoted, the term gained popularity in the deep south during the early twentieth century and was meant to be derogatory. It is a reversal of the name of the red bellied woodpecker which had a patch of red on the back of it’s head and neck, therefore a peckerwood is a redneck, terms that describe similar groups of people are trailer trash or white trash but neither of those have the same effect or ring to them as peckerwood does.
From: "Peckerwood Nation" www.dailykos.com \storyonly/2006/6/28/181447/773

That man was a true peckerwood, born and raised.

by Bry Hink November 25, 2006

Mexican Fruit Picker

Where you eat out a girl and you get a piece of pubic hair in your teeth and you have to pick it out.

I had to do a mexican fruit picker last night, that girl was so hairy.

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2009

shit packer

a guy that loves to have anal sex with people, usually guys.

He's cute but a total shit packer, girlfriend. Fly, if your into that sort of thing.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007

puckered starfish

a nice juicy pink butthole

I poked her in her puckered starfish.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

PECKERWOOD-JACKASS

Personally-insecure male (usually Caucasian) between ages 19 and 29 who over-gels the top front of his short stringy hair, wears MMA attire or "rapper" fasions, tries in vain to talk in street-lingo and has a very tight leash on his girlfriend who hates him (she's often too young). He typically displays his insecurity when a real man comes around by chirping like an irritating little parakeet.
The Peckerwood-Jackass is also a semi-stalker because he will even snoop around his girlfriend's workplace to make sure she's not being hit on by other guys, though he lacks enough heart to confront the other men, he'll just take it out on her when she gets home.

Dana wore too much damn gel in his short hair and always made it a point to escort his 18-year old girlfriend everywhere she went, even while she's walking her dog and stalking her at her job because he was afraid of other guys hitting on her. He's a Peckerwood-Jackass!

by KnightWrite July 8, 2010