Parent

someone who devotes their life to making yours a living hell

Person A: My parents are being bigots again
Person B: oof m8 same

by owo hecc September 23, 2018

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Parents

Some fucking idiots who tell you what to do

My parents made me eat all my food

by Coolkidxxxxx November 9, 2018

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Parental Gay

A recessive gene passed down through your parents that make you big triple gay.

"I cant date you... My parents gave me the Parental Gay gene"

by Anita Dickk May 12, 2019

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parentable

Over the age to still live with your parents

James is "parentable" he's like 38.

by Your ex-ex Boyfriend July 13, 2019

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Paren't

The absence of a parent or carer, used often when parents get divorced.

Guy1: whoah man why so sad?
Guy2: my dad left us and my mom just died
Guy1: oh that's awful. it's so sad to get a paren't

by thisissosadalexaplaydespacito March 26, 2019

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a bunch of fuckers who where so retarded that forgot a condom and expect you to worship them because of it.
they make you want to live in a grave so you not see them anymore. don't listen to crap they say. just pretend and shit.
unfortunately the only way you can escape them is to kill yourself.
soon both you and your parents and fucking siblings will be in grave. finally free

and nope . no afterlife, resurrection, ect . how could a god so retarded exist that make parents and force you to worship them?
be in peace my friends.

a retarded normie: parents make roof above your head, you have to worship them blah blah blah
a normal person: fuck off normie.

by fgfggffgf July 31, 2019

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