stealth bus

A bus that is not being tracked by a GPS-based bus information system (such as NextBus). This is generally because the driver failed to log the bus into the system.
For the opposite situation, see ghost bus.

It says 57 minutes until the next 7 bus, but the headway on this line is 40 minutes. I bet there's a stealth bus coming in 17 minutes!

by Urban_observer December 20, 2011

Bus Dust

Trash and debris blown up into unsuspecting patrons faces as a bus leaves the curb

1. "Aw man my eye ! Stupid bus dust!"

2. Person 1:Dude you can't eat that sandwhich !!

Person 2:Why?!! It's just a little dirt

Person 1:"No dude ,It's bus dust!"

by Karizii1ak October 10, 2016

Lads on a bus

A group of absolute mad lads and roadmen who constantly want to beat the shit out of everything. They tend to act like they own the bus and love to talk about shagging. They are not the type of people you would want to mess with.

Person 1: Wow, those scary people look like they own the bus!

Person 2: Yeah, they're Lads on a bus.

by Mad Laddo December 19, 2019

bust and bus

When you ejaculate and catch a bus shortly after

Cindy: "Ooh! He's a cutie"
Samantha: "Nuh uh, he looks like the type to bust and bus"

by Paulismycrackdaddy October 19, 2019

Ninja Bus

A mythical form of stealth transport used to deposit large numbers of people at a store, pub or other public venue without any prior warning. Used primarily by retail and hospitality staff when faced with a sudden rush of customers for no apparent reason.

It's normally quiet this time of day. Where did everyone come from?
Must have been a ninja bus.

by Uncle Dunkle March 03, 2018

King of the Bus

The middle seat at the back of a city style Bus as it is like a throne that watches over the domain of the other passengers. The term was created by The Tim Tracker in his Disney World series of vlogs.

I'm the King of the Bus on the way to EPCOT Center!

by TheGoodWario February 11, 2019

hack bus

1: A very large carriage, motorcar, or other 4 wheel vehicle, capable of carrying more than 8 people.

Derived from hack --> carriage + Bus. Circa 1946, US.

2: The firing of a new writer.
Doroth Parker: "Go take the hack bus but don't bus my papers."

3: A server hub for maliscious programming.

Walton wanted to show us his country estate, so we jumped in his hack bus, but the fool suffered from so much HUMAS that he couldn't remember exactly where his mansion was.

by Nco November 24, 2003