Bus Balls

A painful ache in the balls, scrotum, nads, testes resulting from the numerous, annoying, and nut shaking bounces from the terrible suspension on buses, mostly school buses. The yellow pieces of shit that have fucking logs as suspension.

Also, yet popularly results as an erection with the ache. So when you exit the bus you have a raging boner to flaunt as you walk past all the other passengers.

Vick: *Stirs around awfully as my places his backpack over his lap to hide his erection*

Jeremy: Yo, what the hell is up with you today? Bus balls?

*Bus stops, Vic nods as he stands up with a large boner and walks out of the bus past all of the other passengers.*

by I4N March 1, 2014

Bus massage

The massage you get from the tall person behind you on the bus who digs their knees into the back of your chair.

"Got a really nice bus massage today from the guy sitting behind me. The best part it only cost the $3 bus fare."

by Spamalot1239 September 7, 2017

knuckle bus

The van which Sears Holdings uses to rent out, if you do not have a big enough vehicle large enough to transport your purchase.

Hey Bill, could you take the knuckle bus to Advanaced Auto Parts to get some brake pads?

by Herbie the Elf who doesn't like to make toys. June 10, 2008

Bus-fire

Something that your 64-year-old husband says when you contradict him.

You- are so.. Bus-fire!

by King Adrian II May 7, 2023

Spool Bus

A sleeper car built out a large truck, van, or SUV. Spool refers to a Turbocharger, the power adder modification most of these vehicles use.

Ferrari: ha, look at the slow-ass Tahoe
Tahoe: *is fast as fuck*
Ferrari: WTF, must be a spool bus

by icantthinkofausername777 May 1, 2019

Lads on a bus

A group of absolute mad lads and roadmen who constantly want to beat the shit out of everything. They tend to act like they own the bus and love to talk about shagging. They are not the type of people you would want to mess with.

Person 1: Wow, those scary people look like they own the bus!

Person 2: Yeah, they're Lads on a bus.

by Mad Laddo December 19, 2019

Desert Bus

Desert Bus is a map from a Roblox game called Evade. Even though it is arguably the most mid map that has ever touched the game, it's by far the most voted map out of all the 37 maps. If it appears in the voting screen, you better hope that your favorite map isn't there since you won't be playing on it anytime soon. One of the unwritten rules of Evade is that whoever votes for Desert Bus first, is officially the coolest person in that very lobby.

Person 1: Ughh, it's Desert Bus again.
Person 2: More like Shit Bus!
Person 3: Come on guys! At least we will get to watch half the lobby get ran over by the bus.

by d_m1se December 23, 2022