Soft pillowbaby

Someone cute that you just want to cuddle with. You feel like you have to protect them at all costs

" hey, what do you think of Rachel?"
" she's literally a soft pillowbaby!"

by Chanyeol777677 November 19, 2017

soft crusher

When you crush yourself with a mattress.

Person A: I'm bored.
Person B: Do you have any spare mattresses?
Person A: Yeah. Why?
Person B: Want to do some soft crushers?
Person A: Yeah!

by ChameleonDragon March 12, 2018

Soft millennial

A millennial who takes offense to everything and can't joke about political matters. They often don't understand satire or sarcasm. They're always upset about something and feel victimized.

I can't make satirical jokes around him or he'll get upset and cry, he's a soft millennial.

by Funkadelic666 February 26, 2017

soft break

When a nigga just needs a couple days to chill away from his ho.

Group: does "ho" have an "e" on the end?
Girl: no! Have you never heard of a "street ho" before?

Maybe we should take a soft break from each other.

Ain't nobody gon' take a soft break from me!

by LS Brows September 3, 2016

soft fail

Not quite passing, not quite failing. Enough to leave you wanting more, if any.

Ty recognized his attempt was a soft fail and wondered if there was a pill that could help him.

by Ignite! July 10, 2016

soft banana

A very soft banana. The opposite of a hard banana. Not red, not grown to its full potential.

"Boy das a really soft banana."

by Riskyboi May 4, 2018

Soft Dickin'

The act of being off the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods, while being actively employed at DICK'S Sporting Goods.

Employee #1: What are you up to today? If you're Soft Dickin', would you like to come over and watch the Seahawks game with me!

Employee #2: Hell yeah I'm Soft Dickin'. I'll be right over!

by Big D's DICKtionary January 18, 2020