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rectal numbers

The term used when you have no choice but to pull numbers out of your ass.
Tom wanted a company-wide inventory report broken down by site, categorized by department, and sorted by date, time, and calculated return on investment divided by the square root of 2,496. And he wanted it done by lunch. So I just pulled some rectal numbers and sent it to him.
by MikeBinIL November 15, 2010
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bone number

The number of someone who you are planning to bone.
John: Yo did you have any luck last night?
Tom: Oh Yeah man i got like 6 bone numbers
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