land monster

A girl that is all hot shit in high school... then goes to college and drinks and gets fat, gets disgusting looking and then still acts like she's hot shit. She then tries to hit on all the hot dudes, even though they want nothing to do with her.

"Hey Man did you see all those land monsters at that frat party?"

by Jason Jensen August 28, 2005

monster miata

A Mazda Miata with a 5.0 liter Ford V8.

The Monster Miata was the Shelby Cobra of the 1990's. The Monsters died out, even though they still make Miatas. Now there are Solstice & Sky V8s out there. Watch out 'Vettes and Vipers!

I miss the Pinto & Vega V8s of the 70's.

by Archie Turbo June 11, 2006

Dick Monster

A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.

Lets go climb the dick monster now that the leaves have fallen.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

purple-headed monster

Slang for penis

Wait'll I show her the purple-headed monster!

by Jake March 25, 2004

googa monster

An extremely unattractive girl or woman that almost all men sleep with at some point when they really need to get laid or have been drinking heavily. Also see goblin

I'm bringing the googa monster over to the house so I can put it on her

by Matt damen December 6, 2006

Glub Monsters

The name for the fictional species of intelligent alien creature that is said to be responsible for creating the popular and unique "glub glub" sound, characteristic of many dubstep bass lines, when they talk/communicate.

Man! Those glub monsters are really rockin' out! That bass line is HEAV-YY! Keep that dubstep comin' son!

by The Undisputed Original P-DuBS November 1, 2010

Rap Monster

NOT dance monster guys, it’s rap monster, not dance monster.

“is that dance monster from BTS?”
“nO that’s rap monster. not dance monster.”

by bea :^) June 7, 2020