monologue friend

noun. a friend who will call a good listener and speak non-stop, whether or not the callee can get a word in edgewise.

My monologue friend called last night. My monologue friend talked for an hour and a half. My monologue friend didn't even notice when I stopped talking; it didn't phase her/him. Monologue friends will keep on talking.

by creatiffany February 12, 2010

monocuno

an italian-austrian word for sexy bitch

yo monocuno !

by riko de rossi June 21, 2010

Monocule

When someone doesn't know what a molecule is.

So we were going to build this monocule for the science fair.

by aug317 August 31, 2010

monomoob

The result of an obese man's moobs merging into a single roll of fat that often completely encircles the upper torso.

Jeff had become so overweight that his moobs had morphed into a single monomoob.

by Sir Garence October 22, 2010

monoperformalitis

a disease affecting primarily architects who seek a single ultimate resolution which satisfies all of their project's goals, namely performance and utility. In this strain of the disease, the "itis" denotes a less severe and potentially curable form of its morbid parent strain "monoperformalosis."

symptoms of monoperformalitis include but are not limited to: judging an architectural project's value based entirely on its environmental performance.

by ArchitecturalHealing November 18, 2010

Monolithist

One who carries an unnatural and/or slave-like devotion to something.

To him, she was his everything. To her, he was a monolithist; his obsession knew no bounds.

by Rendie September 8, 2011

Monope

The action or occurrence of receiving a large sum of money and instantly paying some expense with it.

My check went straight into my gas tank! so much monope.

by Xplicitt December 13, 2012