Math Goggles

One "wearing nerd goggles" becomes unable to resist a skilled mathematician. The average nerd suddenly becomes irresistibly sexy to someone "wearing nerd goggles," especially when he or she "talks math."

Nerd goggles get math nerds laid.

Boyfriend: "why did you cheat on my with that math nerd?!? "
Girlfriend: "Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry baby, i was wearing my math goggles! I dont know what came over me! he was talking math to me!"

Math Nerd : "Dude, i got laid last night."
Dude : "HOW?!?!"
Math Nerd : "That hottie in my calculus class has nerd goggles"
Dude: ((highfives the math nerd))

by ihaveamathfetish October 14, 2009

math class

A place to stare and wander in space. A time to think deeply about your life. And fail many tests because of lack of intrest in pointless math problems.

"JOE PAY ATTENTION!"
"......zZzZzZz....."

by pAIGE October 1, 2002

math nigger

derogatory term for asian

sure are alot of math niggers here at Disneyworld by golly

by blueluna August 17, 2006

math rock

A loose grouping of bands into a genre (but not a specific scene) of varying sounds. All share similar, abstract qualities and most find jazz as an influence. The math rock movement mostly occured during the mid to late 1990s. Bands that can be called math rock include June of 44, Rodan, Polvo, and the 1.6 Band.

Shir, that drummer sounds like he only listens to math rock.

by andrew September 24, 2004

math fu

An extremely disciplined, powerful martial science where strength is built in solving equations and reading ancient texts. Some Math Fu problems are so powerful that they can break the arm of someone who is writing them. Math Fu has many systems like Algebra, Differential Equations, Trigonometry, and others. Math Fu is for the patient, and mentally and physically strong person. It is the basis for many later forms of martial sciences.

The three masters Bernoulli, Ricatti, and Clairaut finish the last 10th order differential kata in the university dojo as young, malevolent-minded Newton observed.

Grandmaster Clairaut - "The righteous path to Math Fu mastery is only for those pure of heart, grasshopper."
Black Belt Newton - "I think not!"

All four engaged in an epic battle to the death, and that is how physics was born.

by mathfag September 18, 2009

math class

A class teaching a variety of concepts like algebra, geometry, etc.

The math class taught so much advanced algebra.

by program4 October 25, 2010

Math homework

Causes nothing but sadness and madness after school. Itt's hard and time consuming. Honestly, a complete waste of time.

Wow, MATH HOMEWORK today made me wanna rip my hair out.

by Mr.heyy October 17, 2019