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violent masturbation

High speed jerking or pounding items into vagina as hard as you can without being able to control or stop. Usually continues until eruption of bodily fluids and ends with swelling and delicate skin tearing of the genitals and/or surrounding areas. Known as the best kind of masturbation/solo sex. Can also include anal self-penetration.
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High speed jerking or pounding items into vagina as hard as you can without being able to control or stop. Usually continues until eruption of bodily fluids squirting and ends with swelling and delicate skin tearing of the genitals and/or surrounding areas. Known as the best kind of masturbation/solo sex. Can also include anal self-penetration. Well known squirters/violent masturbators pornstars include jada fire, cithera, annie cruz, amile waters, etc.
by 2Dubb, GPhD. November 21, 2013
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Angry Masturbation

When you get pissed off at someone for being a hypocritical fetish/kink shamer but you still want to wank one out
Hypocrite: ANYONE WHO LIKES NTR SHOULD DIE!
You: Well you must be pretty fucked up for liking lolicon, incest, snuff, guro and cannibalism huh?
Hypocrite:........
*You then proceed to your angry masturbation*
by Steel Delvin July 26, 2018
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masturbation pay

"Well, my masturbation pay came in, so yeah, we can go get some fries."
by smendler April 21, 2010
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Masturbate

What i'll do on your grave :)
I'm gonna masturbate on your grave
by Wowygary October 8, 2019
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nasal masturbation

Visiting a bath and body store just to smell all the products.
"The stuff at that bath shop is so expensive, I just go there for some good nasal masturbation."
by omgnakedpeople February 20, 2008
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Hey Masturbator

A song by Green Tom that parodizes the Bayside Boys Remix of the 1993 dance hit Macarena by Los Del Río.
It’s about someone who masturbates.
Ben: I just listened to this really funny song.
Gregory: What is it?
Ben: Hey Masturbator by Green Tom.
by gregben July 6, 2021
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Evil Masturbating

When you have a skin affliction (see, e.g. poison ivy, poison oak, eczema, psoriasis, etc) that makes you itchy but you know you aren’t supposed to scratch it because it’ll only make it worse. An itch you literally cant scratch.
Person 1: Oh no I was out yesterday and got poison ivy and now I’m all itchy.

Person 2: No evil masturbating !
by Factually Fake, Actually August 23, 2023
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