violent masturbation

High speed jerking or pounding items into vagina as hard as you can without being able to control or stop. Usually continues until eruption of bodily fluids and ends with swelling and delicate skin tearing of the genitals and/or surrounding areas. Known as the best kind of masturbation/solo sex. Can also include anal self-penetration.

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High speed jerking or pounding items into vagina as hard as you can without being able to control or stop. Usually continues until eruption of bodily fluids squirting and ends with swelling and delicate skin tearing of the genitals and/or surrounding areas. Known as the best kind of masturbation/solo sex. Can also include anal self-penetration. Well known squirters/violent masturbators pornstars include jada fire, cithera, annie cruz, amile waters, etc.

by 2Dubb, GPhD. November 21, 2013

masturbation pay

Unemployment insurance.

"Well, my masturbation pay came in, so yeah, we can go get some fries."

by smendler April 21, 2010

Angry Masturbation

When you get pissed off at someone for being a hypocritical fetish/kink shamer but you still want to wank one out

Hypocrite: ANYONE WHO LIKES NTR SHOULD DIE!
You: Well you must be pretty fucked up for liking lolicon, incest, snuff, guro and cannibalism huh?
Hypocrite:........
*You then proceed to your angry masturbation*

by Steel Delvin July 26, 2018

Masturbate

What i'll do on your grave :)

I'm gonna masturbate on your grave

by Wowygary October 8, 2019

nasal masturbation

Visiting a bath and body store just to smell all the products.

"The stuff at that bath shop is so expensive, I just go there for some good nasal masturbation."

by omgnakedpeople February 20, 2008

Cole masturbation

Cole masturabtion is where the famous cole will master the bation, he will first chop the long stick into multiple pieces while doing some karate moves "HUTAHHHHHHH" he will often moan and groan during this strange but unique ritual, once the stick is chopped up he will throw it into the hot boiling milkshake, he will most likely miss but should at least get once sliced up price into it, once he has successfully done this he will start to float and fancily sip a cup of coffee, once the boiling process has finished he will fall from he air, cracking his neck causing him to die, one of his sons will come out from no where and sprinkle cum ((or more commonly known as sudioshiestamakoletes)) all over his body, but before this he will be striped nude.

Jerry: omg, have you see cole masturbation?
Shelissa: *moans intensely* that was so hot!
Jerry: I think I just turned gay.

by Have some dick mate July 1, 2017

special masturbator

An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.

Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?

by YAWA September 11, 2022