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hot logic

Intellectual reasoning or methodology regarding getting lucky, getting ass or getting some.
Tom is trying to figure out how to get with Diane... He's gonna have to use some hot logic.
by NHMatt September 8, 2021
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danny logic

When you make stupid decisions with stupid logic that make absolute no sense.
“Hey, I got yelled at by the teacher and I told on you because you made me get in trouble” - Student
Oh my god that’s such Danny Logic” -Student
by Danny Decheeto September 24, 2020
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Pencildick logic

An irrational way of thinking and problem solving generally used by neck bearded cellar dwellers with small penises.
Using your pencildick logic, "2+2 = 5 " and " it's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the lotion" are true and correct statements
by Professor gouddick March 6, 2019
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If Logic Speaks

it means the boundaries and morals of oneself should be set and not crossed; respected.
B: So what happened to that person you were talking to? I thought you liked them?
A: If logic speaks, they shouldn’t be bothering me anymore. I liked them too but they didn’t respect me or make anything makes sense for me.
by Mrs Mrs Mrs November 30, 2022
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Lunstroth Logic

Logic that can only make sense to people with the name Claudia Lunstroth. Another word for Hypocrisy.
Lunstroth: You are playing chess while you should be working on your project?? unacceptable! finish your project and come see me to check it!

*Five Min later*

Student: Hey Mrs. Lunstroth, can I check in?

Lunstroth: No, I'm playing chess don't bother me.

WOW that's some Lunstroth Logic
by BIG_FRIDGE_L March 12, 2020
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Junkie logic

When somebody is so high on drugs or something else to where their lies make no sense their stories have no point and they try to convince people and believe their selves that they make sense
My boyfriend actually thinks he's convincing with his junkie logic when you tell me some b******* story that makes up to a no sense.
by Darthfraai November 4, 2023
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