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School Lockdown 

A threat affecting certain school environments. It could be minor, or serious. A minor one would allow class to continue, on the condition that no one can leave the room. A serious one could mean there's imminent danger, and you need to be hidden, quiet, and vigilant. They're always to be taken seriously, because you never know if it's a false alarm or not.
Man, I still can't believe this damn place called a school lockdown cuz a toilet broke.
School Lockdown by SKRealTime February 2, 2019

i licked my own ass crack 

i did and no one will stop me
person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try
when you or someone you are talking to/ about is drunk or high, or they look drunk or high, it is known as looking or being licked!
feeling all licked

surrrr bruv you look alll licked

letz get licked
Licked by mr.zooog January 14, 2008
amy: you need to do your homework jen
jen: im trying. no can!
amy: hahaha allll loched

d^.^b

im all loched
Loched by farmer808 August 6, 2010

Locker Fap 

The act of masturbating in a locker of anykind (P.E, School, Gym, Etc.) It is done by putting your genitalia in your locker and masturbating with majorly attracting a disgusted crowd. It is usually done with a third party tool such as a dildo or a pocket pussy. Or you can go old school with lube and your dominant hand.
*from afar*
Matt: Why is Griffin so close to his locker? It looks like he's trying to pick up a heavy textbook.
Gavin: He's pulling a locker fap.
Matt: I thought he was just making funny faces because he's dicking around.
Locker Fap by LandsharkWolfbane January 22, 2013

Fart-Locker 

The posterior of a female meant to be derogetory as well as vulgar.
Dude! Check the fart-locker on that broad!