Keenan

The human equivalent of a Shrimp.
The word “simp” was based off of Keenan

Wow what a simp!
Yeah that’s Keenan.
Oh ok.

by Keenans a simp May 3, 2020

Keenan

Keenan is the human equivalent of a shrimp and his name literally means ANCIENT meaning he’s an ancient being.

The word “simp” is based off of Keenan himself.

Person 1: “Hey Keenan!”

Keenan: “I’ll be there in a sec I’m just dusting this girls shoes because she said she felt a speck of dust on her shoe.”

Person 1:” oh ok.”

by Keenans a simp May 3, 2020

Keenan

I am keenan

Person 1: you good keenan
Me: yea mate just adding myself the urban dictionary
Person 1: nice

by I want to die. Sub to pewdiepi October 18, 2020

Keenan

probably a nonce, enjoys having sub par hair, will not be liked by many, and has an unhealthy attraction to underage and undersized boys and girls.

"Imagine being Keenan, what a nonce"

by SUPAHOTFIRE9 October 20, 2020

keened

to make something so bad its funny

fred wrote a joke book but his editor keened it

by jojopotatoe42 November 3, 2020

keened

when someone makes a joke/comic/story thats so dumb its funny

fred made joke book but his ghost writer keened it

by jojopotatoe42 November 3, 2020

keenan brown

a slinky slunk

oh was that keenan brown

by ChunkySquidward November 14, 2020