jill knife

What tomboys of yore wanted most for Christmas.

If Jack and his hill-climbing female companion both had folding-blades tools named after them (i.e., hers would be called a "jill knife"), what sort of slicing/carving-device would be named for da clear drinkable fluid dat they were carrying their empty bucket up said incline to fill up wif some of it? Maybe a water-jet cutter?

by QuacksO July 20, 2024

Knife

a sharp utensil..used to cut/stab stuff boi

"Im gonna stab ur eye with a knife
until ur eyes goes inside ur head through ur eye socket and ill stab ur kidney until a transplant wont even work,i fucking wanna stab everyone until their guts become the meal on my dinner plate ill cut off ur frikin legs and sell it to some drug dealers that looking for money..stab ur heart until nothing is left..ILL GIVE UR BLOOD AND PEICES OF UR ORGANS TO MY DOG HAHAHA"

by iSeeN'IExploreHer December 16, 2018

knife nuff nice

an amazing word made by an amazing person. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Knife nuff nice.....

Don't mess up that line Kageyama!!!

by \_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_ /sus ඞ September 14, 2021

to knife-jack

( named after Jack the Ripper : to take hostage, kidnap, threaten, rape, or sodomize someone at knife point

Nobody knows to this day if Jack the RIpper tried to knife-jack his victims or if he used more subtle forms of psychological manipulation to get them into his hostel room before killing them.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2013

Knife Sharpener

Women over 50 who like to herk off men under 25.

I use to deliver flowers to senior citizens communities and score with a bunch of knife sharpeners.

by thedudebrown87 December 30, 2022

Knife

Someone who has suspicious behavior, such as snitching, two-facing, or hypocritical actions.

Don’t invite her to the party because she’s a knife.

by MeatPiece August 4, 2024

knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist

"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."

by DunchThirty February 13, 2012