Knife

Stabby stab, dont run with it.

Alternatively,

If you meet someone called Knife, you've been blessed.
This person has the biggest heart, dont take it for granted.
Knife will stand by you through anything, they wont let you feel alone ever again.
They have the best hair, perfect for running your fingers through. This makes them melt into your hand, becoming the most adorable darling ever.
They are the prettiest boy you ever did see, you will find yourself staring at them, wondering how on earth its possible to be that cute.
They are chaotic and impulsive and they make questionable choices that will worry you, but if you take care of them properly they will be the most loyal, loving friend you could ever ask for.
Be prepared to catch them when a skate board is near, they will go down any hill they see. Even though they will probably be fine, take no risks.
Don't you dare hurt them, because if you do, you will be hunted down by several angry gays.

How to take care of your Knife :

-give headpats
-feed their monster addiction
-hold them when they need it
-forhead kisses
-handle with care, they are precious

Knife is the sweetest person ever <3

by definitelynotkat November 22, 2021

Fork Knife

This is for the nerds who like fortnite just a little too much.If you bring this up your a big NERD.Spread it

I love Role-playing on fortnite we could eat at The Durr Burger or Even Fork Knife.

by J+K forever October 31, 2019

knife jacked

Is when any type of warehouse worker which uses a box cutter set there box cutter down and it disappears.

Man ricky got knife jacked again that's the third time this week

by Grimreaper738 November 13, 2020

Magazine fed knife

Something every Gen z carried at work.

Extendable knife with disposable blades

Most common weapon under 35 aside from the pellet gun

I used my magazine fed knife last night. I swear I went threw 15 mags I opened 10,000 boxes.

by Cody5050 November 13, 2020

Swarmy Knife

Short for Swiss Army Knife

Yo bro, hand me that swarmy knife

by Kimchi Slap November 3, 2020

double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.

We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.

by Don Cager February 18, 2021

Half open pocket knife

Half a bar. Or a semi erect penis

“Man that chick was hot. I’ve got a half open pocket knife in my pants.”

by Rapiddescent April 22, 2021