for prove of his amazing skills on bass guitar buy the kids are alright dvd special edition from your local music store
by qanderson April 05, 2005
man who could not leave a barrel of whiskey behind, fought off a sea monster, and showed up for his own funeral in his home of Ireland.
In the great storm of 1781 John Jameson lost a barrel of his beloved whiskey. He said goodbye to the crew and went in after it.
by Irish Legend October 16, 2009
a school of alpha males where the teachers force you to do pe and every couple of years a registered sex offender joins the long list of names of students from the school typically known as the owners of Purley they walk around like proper solid lads. also noted their headteacher looks like a hedgehog
Girl 1: “is that a John fisher lad”
Girl 2: “yeah he’s proper alpha ain’t he”
Fisher lad: “hello specimens, check out my new air max 97s”
Girl 2: “yeah he’s proper alpha ain’t he”
Fisher lad: “hello specimens, check out my new air max 97s”
by AlphaShagger69 July 23, 2019
The gorgeous frontman of The Maine, a band from Arizona. His birth name is John O'Callaghan, but he is often refered to as simply John O.
by xtina101 August 14, 2008
Person: "my wife just left me... and he sent me a video of her fucking a Dude!."
Person: "well... at least you are not John Delaney!"
Person: "well... at least you are not John Delaney!"
by Lil Gucci Bag June 27, 2019
A cute person, often a daddy that loves JJ and JJ does love so much. He loves hugs and wanted to you to sleep as much as possible. He also wants you to eat many times. A real cuddle bear. Love this guy so much.
by BabiBabiBabi June 09, 2021
Someone who can't count, can't pay attention and thinks iPhones are for high class citizens. Someone who lies on their taxes and receives food stamps. Overall a scam artist/ mathematician. A horrible gift giver who often gives pasta for Valentines day.
Friend 1: I saw you lie on your taxes.
Friend 2: Man, I ain't no John Irwin!
Friend 1:What is 2x4?
Friend 2: 24
Friend 1: Real John Irwin aren't you?
Friend 1: I wish my Samsung would turn on.
Friend 2: Sure is a shame you got stuck with that peasant shit. iPhone are for only the high class citizens in America. #johnirwin
Boyfriend: I have a surprise for you, babe. It's not chocolate.
Girlfriend: Pasta?
Boyfriend: Yeah rep'n my original OG John Irwin.
Girlfriend: You know I don't eat carbs, right?
Friend 2: Man, I ain't no John Irwin!
Friend 1:What is 2x4?
Friend 2: 24
Friend 1: Real John Irwin aren't you?
Friend 1: I wish my Samsung would turn on.
Friend 2: Sure is a shame you got stuck with that peasant shit. iPhone are for only the high class citizens in America. #johnirwin
Boyfriend: I have a surprise for you, babe. It's not chocolate.
Girlfriend: Pasta?
Boyfriend: Yeah rep'n my original OG John Irwin.
Girlfriend: You know I don't eat carbs, right?
by Corncob February 09, 2014