Human sex toy 

Noun
When one person plays with another in a sexual way. The toy letting the one in control do whatever they please, no rules apply. The same thing as a Fuck buddy.

Alex: What do you want with me?

Jamie: I want you to be my Human sex toy for the night. ;)

Human sex toy by Mysterio16 July 5, 2009

human hangers 

ur nuts swinging in the breeze

that bitch sucked on my human hangers and i nut on her face!

human hangers by stevie plastic January 6, 2008

Human Cholesterol 

Stationary masses of persons who, either voluntarily or involuntarily block passage of others in a confined space such as aisles, hallways, staircases etc.

IE:"This human cholesterol is frustrating."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."

Human Cholesterol by Netah March 23, 2008

humanitas 

a Latin word created by Cicero to describe a good man, one who is educated in literary culture (esp. the classics) and is therefore civilized

The humanism of the Italian Renissance is derived from the Latin humanitas

humanitas by opheliaddict September 7, 2009

Humanitanity 

A large group of suntanned beach goers

A sparkling hot day at Bondi beach and humanitanity as far as the eye can see

Humanitanity by GGMHILOMS November 23, 2010

Human Droideka

A Human Droideka is created when ones penis is attached to his nostril by any means (superglue, sewing, etc.)

The name comes from the fact that in order to move while in Human Droideka form, one must roll in a fashion similar to Droideka from Star Wars.

Seth: Dude David was so wasted at the party last night, he passed out!
Ryan: You should have stayed, Evin and Nick turned him into a Human Droideka with superglue. When he woke up he started rolling around the house looking for his pants.

Human Droideka by Anony Mouz January 10, 2011

Human H 

when a girl takes it from behind from one guy and gives a blowjob to another guy. thus forming a human h.

Ray: so what'd you end up doing friday

Joe: we human h'ed that bitch

Human H by Bobby Bronzeman June 22, 2011