Smelly Pirate Hooker 

A girl who smells like rotten fish and fucks the dirties guys she can find.

guy - fuck you, bitch!

girl - go fuck yourself you asshole!

guy - yeah, well fuck you, you smelly pirate hooker

Smelly Pirate Hooker by dirty_duece August 27, 2010

retarded hooker 

A coworker who either lacks the ability or takes a great deal of time to understand basic principles and is morally and ethically challenged, and because of this condition creates a web of distracting lies to masque the inadequacies causing destruction for any and all who come into contact with them.

That Dean is a retarded hooker, she gets paid a lot of money and keeps fucking me in the ass.

retarded hooker by flyawaynow October 9, 2009

Scooter Hooker 

A hooker that travels around a college environment late at night via scooter.

That scooter hooker got here so fast on her scooter.

How much for the scooter hooker?

Shut up scooter hooker.

Scooter Hooker by White Chocolate $ December 15, 2011

The Hooker Hooker 

When a prostitute has a hook instead of a hand and if you don't pay off your debts to her/him she'll/He'll hook you up the anus and leave you scarred for life - Literally.

"Poor Larry, He didn't give her the money which he owed The Hooker Hooker now he's been hooked up the bum"

The Hooker Hooker by Liberty Of Pooping? August 2, 2015

Anal hooker 

When you stick a finger in a girls ass and pick her ass into the air, using your finger as a hook.

"I totally anal hooker that bitch last night and made her scream"

Anal hooker by Psuedo-- February 29, 2016

idiot hooker 

the definition of idiot hooker is Dylan bc he is one((:

stfu idiot hooker

idiot hooker by Cooldudeheela May 20, 2018

you strangle one hooker 

in the same vein as "you fuck one goat", "you finger yourself once", "you've got aids" - once this thing has happened there is no going back.

"Well Bob, there you have it - you strangle one hooker and we all know not to leave our sisters around yours!"

"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"

you strangle one hooker by Bob the Fish Wife January 20, 2017