God happened

Somebody that was once a cool and fun party-person, but "saw the light" and is now someone you avoid at all costs (A.K.A. a newly converted Christian)

Amber: Kaylee? Awe man, she used to score me the best shit ever.
Mira: Yeah, too bad God happened.

by zeljko January 30, 2009

De Happies

Slang for cocaine. Usually used as if it were a person. (Someone might say what de happies like or what they care on)

Another name for de happies is Unknown Solid Beet.
Fans of de happies include miceys and the little men found in air mollycyules.

De happies not care on de alphobets.

by thequee June 28, 2011

transcendental happiness

-the ability to alter your feelings or vibrations as well as someone elses from the mere fact of a transcendental viewpoint.
-happiness not depended on opposing forces or forms.

Hehad gained transcendental happiness.

by Brewster9 October 28, 2017

peace lawlz and happiness

sort of like the phrase, ''peace love and happiness'' only for either REALLY COOL PEOPLE (sarcasm) that say things like omg, wtf, or lmfao in texts or outloud. outloud is ten times worse though. the other people that say this are those whose mission in life is to make fun of those people, who embaress themselves when they open their mouth.

-merry christmas! peace lawlz and happiness!
-bye, alex, see ya tomorrow! peace lawlz and happiness.
-i'm coming home now mom, don't worry!
okay honny, peace lawlz and happiness.

by grass-the-firecrotch November 11, 2010

Well that happened

A phrase used when something happens that was Either awkward, embarrassing, or you just didn't want it to happen

Frank: don't come over here and jump On me
Iris: *jumps on him*
Frank: well that happened

by LeftOnRead September 19, 2017

i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend

You Just simply really wanna die today, but that sadly is not gonna happend, idk why you even searched this up, but ok lol.
P.S you also wasted your time reading this.

Person 1: i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend
Person 2: Don't we all?
Person 1: Shut up.

by im here, but im not here May 20, 2021

Happenstance

When something happens that makes you say.. FUCK.

(cops show up)
Well this is a happenstance.... FUCK

by JOE SCHMO468889 February 13, 2009