Hammered Harmer

Anyone who spews on a bus... Started by Daniel Harmer after spewing on a college bus after getting "Hammered" on 4 Bottles of Lambrini.

(Bus Trip)
Daniel: *SPEW*
Calum: OMG We have a Hammered Harmer here.

by Calum90 October 23, 2008

hammered shit

Ugly. Most God awfull ugly one can imagine

I remember when she was the prom queen. After 5 years on her back, paying for crystal meth she is ugly as hammered shit

by robvic62b December 28, 2005

Hammer Backside Slide

When positioned doggy style behind your partner, and you generate friction with your cock between her ass cheeks to make you cum all over her back.

My girlfriend was reading in bed last night, and didn't want to fool around. I was really in the mood, so she let me give her the Hammer Backside Slide. I totally blew my load all over her back. She was in the mood then, but she was too late. When she went to take a shower, I fell asleep.

by Skankbanger November 2, 2011

hammbone

A hammbone is someone who is strong and unstoppable. Someone who can excel at anything they set their mind to. A hammbone is someone who isn't afraid to give it all they got.

That boy there is a hammbone.

You can always count on a hammbone.

by Mrs. Hammbone July 11, 2016

Hammed

(haw-med) A african american male usually tall quiet everyone knows him and he gets girls basically the people’s champ
or a dooka

yo do you know that guy Hammed?

by DemoteWubong December 17, 2019

Hammad

Someone who's eye's crinkle when laughs. Who make jokes to act like he does not care, but he does very much so. Someone with a crooked smile but one that makes make him the most adorable human you've seen. He is the quite simply the kindest sort of heart you'll meet. He will go above and beyond for his friends. He is warm, and undeniably NOT funny, super lame, and someone who brings light to everyone he meets. He is someone you'll never forget when your paths have crossed. He will be your friend till the end, someone you can't help but fall in love with. He is home.

"Hammad is such a dork"

by somewhereoutthereorhere December 18, 2022

Penguin Hammered

So drunk you waddle around like a penguin. It doesn't hurt to be wearing an original penguin shirt.

Damn my buddy was penguin hammered last night, he couldn't even stand.

by Slim Daddy Love June 20, 2012