eating the greek meat

The act of fellatii on a penis that has recently penetrated a rectum or has partaken in anal intercoarse.

Michelle:Donny's dick tasted wierd when we had that orgy ..
Jane you didn't see him banging Louis

In the ass just before that ......girl you were eating the Greek meat!

by Vigna May 12, 2016

Greek Water Feature

When your going down on a woman and use your tongue to hit her g-spot and make her squirt into your mouth and you spit it out towards her face like a Greek statue fountain

He was going down on me last night and decided to Greek water feature me!

by Queef jerky 69 December 5, 2022

Greek Evening

When you and a group of friends participate in heavy drinking and/or smoking (usually weed and/or cigars).

Well fellas; It's Friday. Are we having a Greek Evening tonight?

by George Palorovik August 26, 2023

Greek Salad with Chicken

The aftermath of Anal Sex with a women who has a raging yeast infection that is so foul her junk looks like chicken skin and ranch dressing.

No kidding, after the pope puked on her starfish I noticed she was brewing up some fast rise, it looked like a Greek salad with chicken.

by HonestTruthTalker September 27, 2023

Date a Greek

A common type of fundraiser used by by both fraternities and sororities. "Dates" with members of the Greek organization are sold at silent auction, this is a cover for prostitution. When a naive individual wins the auction an actual date may take place, but this is usually forgone in the interest of time and money. It is an acceptable gesture to "give someone the night off" by winning them at auction but electing not to have your way with them.

Jack: "Hey man check it out, the Date a Greek fundraiser is going on again! I think I'm gonna buy me two and have a threesome"

Bill: "What are you talking about? They're auctioning off dates"

Jack: "Dates that always have happy endings"

Bill: "No way, that's a Catholic soroity"

Jack: "Exactly"

Bill: "Ohhh. I never knew"

by iceMachine January 20, 2012

Greek lottery

When you injure yourself at work and end up on workers comp

Person 1: “Hey did you see George hurt himself at work”
Person 2: “Yeah mate, he’s won the Greek lottery”

by no.remorse February 23, 2024

conquer the Greek Empire

To engage in anal sex with partner, for the first time, particularly after a long period of resistance.

After years of resistance, Trever thought this anniversary just might be his chance to finally conquer the Greek Empire.

by TCV August 16, 2014