The Greek Family Tree 

the greek family tree is weird. Poseidon and Zeus are brothers, their dad is Kronos. Zeus has Athena, and Athena has a child named Annabeth. Poseidon has a child named Percy, since Poseidon is Athena's uncle, Percy is Athena's cousin, which means Annabeth is Percy's cousin once removed. And they fall in love.

person1:how does the greek family tree work?
person2: yes

The Greek Family Tree by dodododoododododododoodododd September 29, 2022

The Greek Sounding Salad Toss 

A sexual act where one person inserts olives into the other's urethra, followed up with analingus.

"She gave him The Greek Sounding Salad Toss last night!"

The Greek Sounding Salad Toss by Trapmcfiggins January 18, 2024

raw greek 

1. Unprotected homosexual sex consisting of one or more people of Greek origin.

2. The use of Greek fire as a supplemental sex toy during unprotected homosexual sex.

Person 1: Damn, Alexios is so hot in that Centurion uniform...
Person 2: Fr, I would SO let him raw greek me.

Surgeon: So it appears you have third-degree burns in your ass.
Person 2: Why did I let him raw greek me...

raw greek by nopenotlunaaaa February 8, 2024

The Greek 

The ability to roll R's and Gleek at the same time, which provides specific oratory functions for a Vagina.

Once he performed The Greek, I no longer considered him to be a myth — legendary.

The Greek by lieon81 March 1, 2025

Big Greek Sexy 

A rather large individual possibly of greek descent that portrays the following characteristics.

1. Absolutely not sexy (3/10 at best)
2. No sense of shame (nips are out everyday)
3. Thinks he is Mr Olympia (32 BMI)
4. Sexually assaults women so much he needs to change colleges (3x at least)
5. Never known the touch of a woman just his waifu body pillow
If you think you or one of your friends are a “Big Greek Sexy”, do not confront them and tell them to take a long hard look in the mirror, as they will start furiously jorking it at their own reflection. Instead please call the Big Greek Sexy Hotline [phone]

“Did you see Big Greek Sexy yesterday?”
“Yea he catcalled me as his nipple was trying to free itself from his body.”

Big Greek Sexy by PossumH8ter June 15, 2025

Little Greek

Comes from the origin of a Latina falling for a Romanian man at first sight, having yearning him for months she finally was able to have him all to herself. Little Greek is the most handsome looking man that resembles a Greek statue, which inspired the name and has the most pretty blue eyes. Little Greek rages at FIFA, breaks mirrors, and occasionally smells like a cactus at times but is a very intelligent man. I love my Little Greek.

Little Greek: Oh my days.... are you clapped?

Latina: No, are you?

Little Greek: Are you stupid?

Latina: Be quiet, Greek.

Little Greek by valentinesruby November 14, 2025

Date a Greek 

A common type of fundraiser used by by both fraternities and sororities. "Dates" with members of the Greek organization are sold at silent auction, this is a cover for prostitution. When a naive individual wins the auction an actual date may take place, but this is usually forgone in the interest of time and money. It is an acceptable gesture to "give someone the night off" by winning them at auction but electing not to have your way with them.

Jack: "Hey man check it out, the Date a Greek fundraiser is going on again! I think I'm gonna buy me two and have a threesome"

Bill: "What are you talking about? They're auctioning off dates"

Jack: "Dates that always have happy endings"

Bill: "No way, that's a Catholic soroity"

Jack: "Exactly"

Bill: "Ohhh. I never knew"

Date a Greek by iceMachine January 20, 2012