Goober

is a person who enjoys farting in the tub and eating the bubbles. The goober was thought to be generally male, although recent studies have shown that women with blonde hair have started eating the fart bubbles along with their significant other to prove their love for one another.

Don’t share your drink with him, he’s a real goober.

by Becky Bubbles July 29, 2020

Goober

A small man in a suit and tie.

Ohhh you little goober oooo your a goober

by LittelGoober September 8, 2020

gooberjockey

Someone who wore one red sock and one white sock and ate with their mouth open

Bro, we are going to dinner with my parents are you really going to be a gooberjockey all night?

by NotAnAttorney November 9, 2020

goobed on

Another way of saying, "Get shit on" when you successfully defeat someone in a task.

Caleb: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRAHHHHHH!! (anger noises)
Jaden: haha you're bad kid get goobed on.

by RichardCheaz4 December 13, 2020

Goober

A word used to describe a lame or a L person

The person who denied this last time is a GOOBER

by YRGkami January 21, 2021

Gooberette

One goober that identifies as a female species.

She is a gooberette.

by Gooberette.1 January 24, 2021

Godbeered

To be overtaken by a hulking, behemoth of a man running like a cheetah on rocket skates.

“I was doing about 60 on my GPZ the other night. I rode past some meatheads having a go at a woman. I heard some shouting and the next thing I know I’ve been Godbeered! This huge,Minotaur looking fella went legging it past me like a whippet on crack!”

by Nuphagus February 3, 2021