piss flaps

A term used when things don't really go your way. For example, when you're playing a computer game and you get shot JUST before you win, and then you realised you didn't save it.

Originated in Alnwick, Northumberland (ENGLAND)
"PISS FLAPS, I can't believe that bloody guard killed me again!"
by JohnWScott April 10, 2006
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chode flap

a chode is a penis that is wider than it is long. a chode flap is the skin between your balls and your ass when you have a chode.
by Lesbian Trollop May 05, 2003
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Dunkin’ Flaps

When you squat until your labia are submerged in a bowl, cup (from KFC or Wendy’s), or barrel (for the flap dunkin connoisseurs) of mashed potatoes.
Jessica M. filled her step dad’s pool with mashed potatoes so the entire town can partake in the Dunkin’ Flaps party.

I woke up this morning to the lovely scent of garlic mashed potatoes in the air. You can imagine my disappointment when I came down to see Jessica squatting on the kitchen table, dunkin flaps.
by Dickintaters October 30, 2022
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flap the wings

To flap one's arms in an unsuccessful attempt to prevent objects from falling.
Look at that klutz! All of those books are falling all over the place! Look at him flap the wings! (Making sounds like a chicken, to the unfortunate person): Bok, bok, bok!
by pentozali March 24, 2008
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grease flaps

a flap of like I don't even know bruh i- i wanna say like nut sack flap but that- or something like, nahhh I think we can make it better than that, cuz it needs to be wet for some reason, its just like a flap on ur back that's always wet for some reason. grease flaps is a flap of grease
man: dude this "grease flaps" is really leakin everywhere.
by cumbucket47 October 13, 2021
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Flap Truffle

When you're eating a girl out and find some toilet paper in her snatch.
Man, I was eating out that girl I met at the bar and she had a huge chunk of flap truffles in her snatch.
by Funny guy 420 February 17, 2017
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floppy flaps

Pouring ketchup onto a girls flaps and then proseeding to insert your penis into the vagina
Bro I gave my girl floppy flaps last night
by Dan Simpson January 22, 2018
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