Ass flap 

When a rogue bit of toilet roll gets stuck to your sphincter during wiping.

It was a textbook turd until I snagged an ass flap.

Ass flap by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007

flagstaff 

An idealistic mountain town with incredible views of the San Francisco Peaks and unrealistic optimism stemming from the 15,000+ college students at the state university. Many trustafarian, second-home buyers, mountain bikers and winter lovers. Great place for an outdoor vacation or a pint from one of three brew pubs.

Mary: But I hate Phoenix, it's so hot and full of traffic.
John: Let's try Flagstaff! We can wear jeans during the day, sweaters at night and ride our bicycles to and fro!

flagstaff by Molly C September 13, 2008

six flags 

Long lines and overpriced food.

I waited 2 hours for a 30 second ride on the batman at Six Flags...
This disgusting pizza cost me $9.00...

six flags by Yakyu Spirits November 15, 2007

Flap Slap 

The Flap slap is the female equivalent of a cock slap.

She stands over her partner when he is asleep and slaps him round the face with her fanny flaps.

' When Brad was asleep I stood over him and flap slapped him good!'

Flap Slap by Bonerificly Big January 28, 2009

flap of skin 

a flap of skin is a large piece of really thick skin that is in place of someones genitals and can be used as a means to cool people down by waking there flap of skin about, mostly found on males who watch animee and like to shove rats up there arse and then eat them.

oh my god did you see ronan shoving rats up his arse while liking his flap of skin.

yeh it was disgusting, it made me want to cut my face.

flap of skin by PACHOWW May 10, 2009

shit flap 

a pretty self explanitary and bizarre word i heard on david firth's fat-pie.com this guy is a genius

ur such a fucking SHIT FLAP!

shit flap by rob April 26, 2005

fapscination 

Masturbation centered around a single individual, be it a spouse, partner, or current or past source of internet fap material.

Ah yes, Kelligrl; you and I shared a mutual fapscination for her luscious locks years ago...

fapscination by BeatleJWOL September 7, 2009