felch

Blowing into your partner's asshole, then sucking the hot air out as they fart in your mouth. A prelude to shit-eating.

Susan: Suck my ass, baby.
Joyce: Mmmm, so sweet honey.
Susan: Felch my shithole baby.
Joyce: How?
Susan: Open my ass with your tongue and then blow blow into my ass, hard!
Joyce: Fuck, I love this.
Susan: Suck my ass while I fart in your mouth.

by nastybob October 15, 2006

felch

to eat your own semen out of a woman.

I screwed my girlfriend until I came inside her, then I felched her!

by bread infection December 5, 2009

humping the fence

Not taking a specific side of two of more arguments. The fence being the dividing line.

The reverand is furious, because The Episcopalian Church are allowing gays in mainly due to the biship himself being gay, while some church goers are humping the fence.

by [e-mail] June 18, 2006

felching

felching is the act of allowing a gerbil to root around in your colon

Bill and Ted had an amazing felching session last night.....till the gerbil got stuck and they wound up in the emergency room

by DanaLMay April 26, 2005

felchtube

A clear tube used to insert a rodent into one's anus.

No one was able to prove the Richard Gere rumor, mainly since no felchtube was ever found.

by rcr October 12, 2003

Fechingen

A small German town that induces hysterical laughter in German class.

Phil comes from Fechingen, where they love to feltch all day long.

by Dr. Ben May 29, 2003

Fence me in'it

To 'Fence me in'it' is the new way of asking a friend, loved one or simply a random stranger to contact you, to call you, to text you. It can be used in a variety of ways, but the main meaning is that you are asking to be contacted by any form.

"Yo, Fence me in'it, haven't heard from you in ages"
"Wanna go out later?; Yeah definately, Fence me in'it when you're free"

by NumsK13 September 21, 2009