Father

He left long ago.

Hey dad im a fur...
Father Leaves

by anonymous August 14, 2022

Father And Mother

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are father and mother.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025

Father

something you dont have.

mom: sweetie you dont have a father
child: *cries*

by p00p bag September 20, 2023

Father

Something I don’t have

Mom why don’t we have milk

Because ur father left

by Ahhhhh daddy May 23, 2022

e-father

A father you have on the internet (not your real/blood father).

This person look outs for you and provides support in a fatherly manner.

My e-father helped me out with some advice

by y0hami May 27, 2024

Father Figure

Something you do not have, and have waited thousands of years for, because he said hes "getting milk". Almost nobody had them come back, and when they are back, they are loving, and the child is a gigachad.

I just looked up father figure because i dont have one.

by bolivari May 25, 2023

just like his father

A complete piece of shit just like his low life dad was. Popping pills and beating girls. Smokin that blunt trying to fade his problems away. No job. No money. No where to live. Just bitches on the side. Shitty inspiration no motivation for college. You think music is your way out but you haven't moved 2 feet. You have to be on your feet to move first. Debt collection is on their way after that pos pfc who popped on a piss test and got the boot.

He is a piece of shit just like his father.

by JustSpeakingTheHonestTruth February 14, 2012