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fat schlump 

The state of being in a very fat nap, usually lasting between 5-40 minutes. Typically very obese people have experienced this phenomenon, but it can happen to healthy people. Also people who are fat schlump tend use anything from a Cards Against Humanity box, to a water bottle as a pillow, and can sleep anywhere available at the time.
Patrick: "Yo, wheres Victor?"
John: "He's over there, and he's sleeping on my trombone case!"
Patrick: "Damn, he fat schlump."
fat schlump by vicast115 January 23, 2019
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fat thor 

The best version of our lord and savior, Thor. He's a thicc bih that still kicks ass (despite his issue with alcohol and twinkies). Will destroy you in fortnite all while braiding that intense beard. Will snatch your raccoon best friend.
fat thor by spidermanzbih June 3, 2019
Are typically gold diggers, they love that thick penis. Smashing all day and all night loves to eat pp.
I got all the fat hoes.
Fat Hoe by ThatFatHoe68 March 27, 2020

fat bisexual women 

damn that bitch a masian? (fat bisexual women)

Fat Dogging 

1. To behave in the manner in which a fat dog would be expected to behave.
2. To relax.
3. A "not made up" dance performed by Chang in the TV series Community.
1. Me and my friends are fat dogging by the river smoking pot.
2. I can't wait to get home and fat dog it.
3. Do the fat dog, it's not made up.
Fat Dogging by monetary_madness October 26, 2014
A term used too many times by Twitter user @JeffHardyStan also known as reece. It is used to refer to someones grandiose dick.
I had to let Fat Pa air out after that 3 mile jog yesterday, he was musty!
Fat Pa by omgjudah September 9, 2023