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Hong Kong Express

When one shits out pieces of egg roll, fried rice and mongolian beef in a gusing river of poo that is faster than when you shoveled it in.
Damn, Boozer had a big Hong Kong Express this morning after a trip to Hong Kong Express last night.
by JB 2025 September 26, 2025
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Ride the Pineapple Express

A way to say “Let’s go smoke some weed”, based on the 2008 movie Pineapple Express.
Person A: Yo, let’s go ride the Pineapple Express!

Person B: Sick! I’ll go get my bong then.
by mrGrimmm March 1, 2024
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chris christie express

The flight from Newark Airport to South Bend, named after the New Jersey governor who frequently flies the route to see his daughter at Notre Dame
John: How are you getting back to campus?
Mark: I’m taking the Chris Christie Express!
by This isn’t a pseudonym October 11, 2018
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pine apple express

The act of breaking the bong over someone’s head.
The would be assailant got the pine apple Express To the emergency room.
by Anonymous pine cone August 1, 2021
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Tampax Express

The exclusively female equivalent of a human centipede, where instead of being linked via genital penetration, but where the hand of the partner behind said female links to them by holding onto the tampon string of the female in front of them
Let your imagination run wild it’s a Tampax Express
by Siriusly?#harrypotterlover:) September 2, 2019
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