Eastern Washington

120 degrees in the summer, -20 degrees in the winter. Everyone smokes fucking weed. Every day is 4/20. Literally empty except for one or two cities here and there and some stupid weed shops. Most people there are probably active on r/trees.

Q: Hey i wanna smoke weed legally where should I go?
A: EASTERN WASHINGTON IS THE PLACE- Oh yeah, it's empty there.

by Omskmapping July 7, 2022

Easter cookie

A bitch who “apologizes” but then tries to hurt people again

Person A: do you know easter cookie
Person b: yeah she’s a bitch who “apologizes” to hurt people again

by Your favorite idiot sandwich July 15, 2022

Eastern China

is not a country, it is a county of China. Located on the (mainland) Eastern China Sea, it is T̵a̵i̵w̵a̵n̵ Chinese Republic of China ???

World:"Taiwan is welcomed to the United Nations!"
Western Taiwan:"Noooo, it is Eastern China! Supposing to be my county!".

by Davidthru October 15, 2022

Ester

Uma menina maravilhosa. Além de bonita e doce, é completamente engraçada e confiável. Pode ser meio boba, mas de uma forma divertida. Completamente radiante ao ponto de clarear uma sala inteira depois de uma noite chuvosa. A garota mais engraçada que você conhecerá. Tem um gosto musical maravilhoso e um estilo incrível. Muito girlfriend material. Se preocupa com todos e é muito atenciosa.

-Quem é a sua melhor amiga?
-Ester!

by daomnllafs August 27, 2022

easter egg bunny

It is the bunny that lays eggs because bunnies don’t lay eggs.

“ mommy mom the easter egg bunny came last night and the lawn is covered with eggs “.

by TheAprilphoenix December 4, 2022

eastern sushi tour

When someone frome the western hemisphere visits the eastern hemisphere with the intent to have as much sex with eastern people as possible.

Im taking my brother on an eastern sushi tour.

by Ram5738 December 8, 2022

easter bug

Much like a software easter egg, an easter bug is designed to add unexpected functionality, but the big difference is it is disguised as a coding bug.

Miko: We found a potential bug during your code review that causes Jimmy Rustles to win the sweepstakes every year on their birthday. What a weird coincidence.
Bernie: Yeah, must be an off-by-one error, so weird.
Chi Chi: ... did you make an easter bug?
Bernie: Keep your mouth shut, Chi Chi.

by Sequined Converse February 24, 2023