dropping a deuce

Taking a monstrous shit in all its duce-like spleandor!

Man One :" What's with the grin?"
Man Two: "I just clogged the toilet with my mighty duce!"

by bob February 8, 2005

chunk a deuce

Throw up 2 fingers in a sideways peace sign. A sign of acknowledgment of someone else. In Tallahassee, FL, this is widely recognized as the identifying hand gesture of Victoria Sartori

I was at a party, and i saw Victoria from across the room. I saw her chunk a deuce at me, in acknowledgement of my awesomeness.

by J. Gangsta October 23, 2008

Deuce

A two-hour session with a prostitute.

The trick got pissed that he nutted in five minutes because he paid for a deuce.

by What U. Waant August 12, 2003

Deuce McAllister

A huge dump; a large #2. (History). Steve & Craig were looking for a tactful way to talk about a trip to the bathroom

After that Deuce McAllister, I am surprised the toilet wasn't clogged.

by Steve&Craig November 1, 2003

deuce and a quarter

Baton Rouge. 225 area code

I rep that deuce and a quarter.
When are we gonna bounce out the deuce and a quarter and roll to the 504?

by Mr.Chainsaw March 10, 2009

Deuce

an approximate measure of 200 pounds

- How much you figure that chunky chicka what our boy got with was?
- Damn, she HAD to be a deuce, deuce n' a dime

by whiskymack January 9, 2004

deuce

1. to shit
2. to smoke half of someones cigarette
3. a 22 oz bottle of malt liquor
4. the number two

1. "yo i gotta drop a fat deuce."
2. "yo lemme get deuce on that cigarette."
3. "pick up some jack and a deuce of st. idnes"
4. "all i got is a pair of deuce." (in cards)

by Kev Nice April 17, 2006