Desert Thirsty Nigga

a desert thirsty nigga -- noun -- a young, ignorant mother fucker that rarely pays his taxes, owns fifteen plus pairs of Jordan's, and can't sink a three in a crucial game situation.

Jeez, J. R. Smith is the most desert thirsty nigga. He be out in da club all early in tha mornin'.

by Race Relations Historian May 16, 2013

decepticlones

A mentally deficient excuse made by Hasbro to implement the superior Beast Machines plotpoint of having hundreds of mindless drones into the junky, worthless TF: Armada story. Decepticlones look horrible compared to the Vehicons... and Lord Megatron (BM) manufactured billions to occupy and police Cybertron... probably millions more than what this poor excuse for a TF villain is using in a video game. The only advantage decepticlones might have is better AI, which is only due to the fact that they made their debut in a video game.

Vehicons rule. Decepticlones suck.

by Nobody April 10, 2004

Deceptive Creep

A new breed of Creep. Such a form of Creep was not envisaged by the Greek fishermen a couple of centuries ago, when the art of Creeping was in its early stages of development. Such a Creep is widely regarded as the most dangerous type of Creep, as the victim rarely/never knows that they are the subject of the act of Creeping in question. Such Creeping must be monitored if the future of Creeping in general is to be maintained.

Hey, like I may or may not have noticed Louise left her door unlocked earlier so like the Deceptive Creep I am went into her room and Creeped on her diary.

by creepwithoutvoice June 15, 2011

Decepticon

A man who dressed up as a woman, sounds like a woman, looks like a woman, smells like a woman...but in reality has a penis.

Guy 1: Hey man, how'd it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: We were about to snu snu when I pulled her pants down and a little elephant trunk popped out
Guy 1: DUDE! A fucking Decepticon???
Guy 2: Yeah bro, I had to make like Optimus Prime and ROLL OUT ya dig?

by DatKikero March 22, 2017

deserter

One who leaves you behind.

- Has no regards for her friends feelings
-Type of person who leaves you on read as a hobby

"Wheres John?!!?"
"Oh he pulled an Acidmoon and went home."
"same old deserter John, no surprise there"

by TisKings June 24, 2017

Deceitful Deepthroat

When you make your dick look smaller by pushing your pelvis down and when receiving head you thrust your dick all the way in forcing her to deepthroat your cock.

Should have seen the look on her face when I gave her a deceitful deepthroat last night. She gagged so hard.

by Lucinda Jonas June 14, 2020

Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper

When a male has anal sex with another male, who has recently had corn in their diet, and ejaculates in the corny feces and the other man defecates onto a pot or pan with Mac N' Cheese and they eat it. Can also be referred to as MCFC

Guy: I totally Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper-ed that guy last night man!
Other Guy: Did he know that the corn came from you too or did he think it came in the packet?
Guy: Who cares!!

by tbeaversj October 20, 2010