Slow-clinger

A person who, when in a relationship, is distant at first but then extremely clingy after a set amount of time (usually after 3 or 6 months).

"For the first 6 months Tom was so distant and aloof but now I can't get him to stop texting me. I think he's a slow-clinger"

by shotshaper9 September 19, 2015

Hot Curling Iron Syndrome

The sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his dick in their ass without allowing sufficient time to prepare.

Miguel needs to learn how to top. He just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my ass. I've still got Hot Curling Iron Syndrome.

by CumSlvt October 12, 2016

self cling ding

Self suctioning dildo.

I wanted to pleasure myself in the shower, but couldn't find my self cling ding.

by sepayne September 28, 2017

acelin clinger

A guy who thinks the highest of himself. Generally cocky and arrogant but can be funny when you ignore his meaness. Eats a lot of ramen and lives off of miso soup.

Woah that dude sure is an Acelin Clinger

by 习德䜩 November 4, 2017

Sleep Curling

Tucking your dick under you so you piss up your back while sleeping.

Mike: Why do you smell like piss?
Brad: I was sleep curling last night.

by Nicky Tesla November 9, 2017

Night clinger

When you’re low-key clingy, but gotta wait til the sun go down so that you can blame your clinginess on your boyfriend.

Guy: relaxing
Girl: relaxing

(Sun goes down)
Girl: (attacks boyfriend)
Guy: girl, you a night clinger!

by Deeptot June 2, 2018

Night clinger

When your girlfriend is low-key clingy but waits until it’s dark out so that she can blame the clinginess on you.

Boyfriend: relaxing
Girlfriend: relaxing
(Sun goes down)
Girlfriend: attacks boyfriend

Boyfriend: babe, you’re such a night clinger.

by Deeptot June 2, 2018