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Cousin au

A french woman who is bodacious and sometimes a little eager. Can turn into a tiger at any time of day, especially in the bedroom. This goregeous individual can do anything with her tougne. Especially make a jolly rancher into a ball.
"What the hell! Have you seen my wife, she is half elephant and half Cousin au..." says john.

Friend: Oh shes right here! (her humping a wizard)
by ashley_renee April 4, 2011
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cousinfucky

ADJ. (cuz*en*fuck*EE) Describing an individual who either has the APPEARANCE of one who has fucked their cousin, or one who has ACTUALLY fucked their cousin. A noun having the look of something that a cousinfucker would own, wear, or otherwise be associated with (like specific towns or specific mobile home communities). Having an inbred-type look.
- "You need to cut your hair. That mullet is getting a little too cousinfucky."

- "I can't believe you're actually wearing overalls. How cousinfucky are you?"

- "These back-road-towns are all so cousinfucky"

- "The remake of "Black Christmas" went a little to heavy with the cousinfucky back story"

- Joe Dirt
- Billy Ray Cyrus
- Rob Zombie
- Edgar Allen Poe
- John C. Reilly
- The Ozzbournes
- DELIVERANCE
by [usbdt]dONjUAN November 25, 2011
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cousin buzzin

when you gossip and chat with your cousins
Kimmy: What did you do last weekend?

DeeDee: I met up with some family. You know, just cousin buzzin.
Kimmy: Oh.
by justanedittttteeerrrrrokayokay December 18, 2011
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Cousin

Fake name/description for your significant other in an attempt to cover up your cheating. Very prevalent in states like Florida.
If you ever get caught cheating in a picture just say " nah its all good yo, he/she's my cousin"!
by Notyourcousinmaam March 4, 2014
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cousin cousins

When inbreeding happened sometime in your recent family history and so now you have overlapping cousins (not 2nd cousins)
"Why my families lived in this county for 120 years. There didn't used to be that many people here, and were full red blooded Americans. Do you know what that means?"
"What?"
"I've got some cousin cousins"
by Obamanation2015 July 7, 2016
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cousinception

When your cousin over thinks to the point of inception.
Wow, she's going to cause herself cousinception.
by Falalady June 5, 2016
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cousinemy

a cousin who harbors feelings of resentment or rivalry towards another
John, a cousin of mine by my Uncle Tom, begrudges my fortune, and does everything he can to pull me down. I feel that John is more my cousinemy than my cousin.
by BADO SARMIENTO April 7, 2017
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