confident turtle

when you're not sure if it's a shit or a fart but you take your chances

"i couldn't hold it in any longer at my daughter's recital so i took a confident turtle"

by queerz4life November 20, 2020

Confidential Info

Proving Tise Wrong
This is Dami’s word

I did put confidential info in the dictionary

by Hiiiiitise November 22, 2020

coffield

(N.) Someone who brings about great death
(Adj.) Cracked at Fortnite

That Coffield may make Otters extinct.
You hear about that Kid billy I heard he’s Coffield at Fortnite.

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Confidence

Confidence is about loving yourself, I don't believe in it lol. YOU ARE A QUEEN/KING

xoxo <3 lots of love

You're so confident in yourself... I need confidence!!

by Tamakis_wifey January 21, 2021

coffin dancing

Tempting fate most likely inviting disastrous consequences.

That boi trying to step to me? This MF straight Coffin Dancing.

by Granny Apple 33 January 22, 2021

Confidence erosion

Lessening one’s confidence over time through repeated failures, disappointments, defects

Every time Marketing provides materials, it has errors. Used to this it was a mistake; now I have no confidence in them.

My engineering team launches features that have defects every time they release; I now expect problems with all their work. Their actions have caused confidence erosion in my team.

by DebraFS January 29, 2021

Configurm

A mix of the words Configure and Confirm. This word can be applied to any kind of change, but is most often used when describing a change that requires follow-up validation. If someone is pointedly asked to Confgurm something, then the task is likely one that rarely fails, but in this situation must be carefully validated prior to reporting results.

If a speaker uses the word in past tense (Configurmed) when describing their work, they are stating for the record that they did both configure and confirm the work performed and so speak from a position of authority in regards to this task.

The word may be used passive-aggressively to imply someone does not properly follow up on their work. This context should be avoided, as Configurm is an otherwise very useful word that uncertainty and provides clarity to complex situations.

"I configurmed the file permissions and he still can't write to the file."

by Baluvax February 1, 2021