Commando clean

when after wiping yourself after using the toilet, the toilet paper comes up clean on the first wipe.

Jane took a deuce in the ladies room and thankfully came up commando clean because she used up last squares of the only roll of TP and was wearing her best white jeans.

by Useless Housewife December 18, 2011

commandoh

(noun): the curse muttered each time a former PC user attempts a CTRL function that is now accomplished with the Mac's Command key.

Leslie just replaced her PC with a Mac, and I've heard nothing but commandohs from her cubicle all day.

by blueyediva October 14, 2013

commando fudge

To shit ones pants whilst not wearing underwear. A shitty situation to say the least...

Greg Smith: "Aww dude I think I just shit myself, and I was going commando!"

Friend: "sounds like another case of commando Fudge"

by G smith January 6, 2014

commander gamer

Someone who is a total fucking boss when it comes to PC gaming and makes it their priority to win every round every time with all of their heart and soul.

"The CheesePuff? He's a commander gamer all the way!"

by itsthecrazyfangirlway October 31, 2015

commando banana

when a curved erection peeks out of his speedos

he's sporting quite the commando banana in those swim trunks.

by bob spawn July 7, 2016

commandoholic

Someone who becomes addicted to not wearing underwear

Wow, Katie hasn't worn underwear in a week, shes become a commandoholic!

by laugh...out...loud February 1, 2017

Commander in chief

A female who has slept with a member of each branch of the military.

The new girl is trying to become the new commander in chief. She already jumped from the air force to the army guys.

by Angry persona March 2, 2017