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Crusty Cum-Rag

When someone (usually a dudebro-chad-jagoff type, but not limited to males) is exhibiting especially bad behavior, this could be used as an insult/descriptive noun.
Becky: Brad just did the weirdest flex on me in the boathouse, telling me all about his trust fund.
Mellisa: Whatevs, just ignore that Crusty Cum-Rag!
by electricllizard January 24, 2023
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Crusty ass bitch

The phrase "crusty ass bitch" is a slang term that is generally considered offensive and impolite. It typically includes the word "crusty," which is used to describe someone or something as unpleasant, dirty, or unkempt. The word "bitch" is a derogatory term for a person, often used to insult or criticize them. When used together, "crusty ass bitch" is a disrespectful and vulgar way to refer to someone in a negative manner. It is not appropriate for polite or formal conversations and can be offensive to some people.
"The old lady was such a crusty ass bitch, always complaining about everything and never letting anyone have their own way."
by Vapes123 September 9, 2023
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rank crusty terd

A hard shit that has got flakes faking off of it, mainly during constipation
Aw that there is a rank crusty terd
by Cooldudecraig June 11, 2017
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eye crusty

The little boogers that form in the corners of your eyes. Most commonly referred to as 'eye boogers' but 'eye crusty' is used by the most coolest people.
"Wipe that eye crusty off your face, it's gross!"
by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018
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mr crusty

“Hey, don’t touch that it’s mr crusty
by Lpsjerry January 28, 2021
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hamzehs crusty hairy little left toe

a toe full with warts, all yellow toenails and long long black hairstrands sticking up. Ugly, makes you almost thro up and cry
*'**** looks worst than hamzehs crusty hairy little left toe
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bum crusty

by sir bartholomew June 5, 2021
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