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Chester

Me. My name is Chester and I've read a few definitions of my awesome name but since I'm Chester I get to decide the definition now. So here it is:

Just some ginger with two personality traits:

1. Being really flirtatious.

2. Being rude and violent.

Also tends to have things such as "I <3 MILFS" and "BALLS <3" written on their shoes.

Also I'm the best Chester so frick that stupid little cheeto tiger, I hope he dies alone and sad.
-C.G.
Chester: Hey Bea, on a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the one you need ;)
Bea: Stop it. Just shut up.
Chester: Well it's not my fault you platonically married me and had two very real kids with me (BEA IS GETTING EXPOSED FOR BEING A BAD WIFE >:) !!!!!!)
by ImAGoblin975 November 28, 2022
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chestershnet

A sex position where you get buttfucked by a Cheeto by somebody wearing a Chester the cheetah costume. Upon climax, the girl(or guy) will moan, “it’s not easy being cheesy”.
Guy: Wanna have sex?
Guy 2: Sure, as long as it’s chestershnet
Guy: okay deal
by positiondefiner September 7, 2022
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Chester

You remember that fat, creepy, asshole P.E. teacher Mr. Diddler? Turns out he was a chester...he got caught jerkin off a retarded kid in the shower.. then they found out he'd wanked off another half dozen boys, all down with the syndrome! I knew he was a fucking Chester dude...while we were running the mile he was milkin mongos for his salt malts.
by D3ATHW15H December 23, 2022
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Chesting

A motor boat in wich the woman twists to move her breasts and the partner does no work. She just moves in a way that will move her breasts between the other person's head.
She wanted to motorboat me but I prefer chesting
by ShortBitchWithHugeBalls December 26, 2022
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Chester

My ex. I don't have ex drama with him but he's the kindest man I can ever ask for. I've been shitty to him and I wish I can directly tell him this. I'm really sorry for all the things I've done, Chester. -alli
"I'm really sorry, Chester."
by 2i45u8291 March 13, 2023
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Chestered

When you eat a lot of cheeto puffs and get the cheeto dust on your fingers, then you immediately start to finger your girlfriend to make a tasty and unique cheese sauce.
My girl came over after I had a snack, so I chestered her to make some good mac n cheese with her tasty sauce.
by Koalateabuns April 4, 2023
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chestnugs

When a man has nuggets for boobs on his chest
Oh yeah Brian has massive chestnugs
by Truthful fuckers April 9, 2023
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